These stories are getting funnier by the moment !!

I took Susanah to the local flea market with me. We were browsin in a crowded area. I was holding her very close, with her little butt sitting in my hand. Well, apparently the Poopanut had to potty. She tooted right in my hand. Not only did I (and everyone close to us) HEAR it, I felt it, and then....we cleared a 10ft radius around us because we all SMELLED it! :eek:

I guess you call her Poopanut for a reason!! :D :yelrotflm

How Hilarious! If you can teach Susanah to toot on command, I would be interested in "renting" her then next time I go to a Wal-Mart Black Friday Sale. :)

In my bestest James Cagney voice (which isn't very good) I'll say...... "Let me by or the girl Toots"

Mines not as good as some of the other ones but here it is. I took Chachi to Petsmart for one of their events I cant remember which one. Anyway we were walking down the aisles when Chachi lifted up his leg and peed on this cute dog mat. I told one of the employees who angily picked up the mat and threw it to the side. I was so embarassed

These are so funny!:lol tears

I don't have any as good as y'all since my dogs are angels. Hee hee, well okay, that was a total lie.:p

Sugar has embarrassed me many times which is why he no longer gets taken to public places. Some of you might remember that I got Sugar when he was 17 months and he hadn't been socialized with people AT ALL. It was love at first site with me but he really hated anyone else and would growl and snap and sound very vicious especially if I was holding him. I thought I would remedy that fast. I got him a carrier and made it my mission to take him everywhere possible so that he would be exposed to people as often as possible. It was working as long as no one noticed his little head peeping out. Unfortunately anytime he was noticed, people would want to pet him. Of course I would immediately warn to poor person that he was not friendly but he looks so sweet nobody ever believed me. Usually it went something like this. The person holds out her hand to test the waters. Me saying, really, he isn't friendly. Then the person would start to cautiously pet him. Me saying he's very protective and doesn't really like people. Sugar would then allow a few pets to lull the person into a sense of security and then let the barking and growling loose. What I learned from these experiences is 1. that people can jump really high when frightened and 2. no more public outings for my poor little Sugar.

BTW, he is better now and I was probably pushing him faster than he was ready for but he still has his moments. The funny thing is even someone who has seen him do this will still try to pet him.

OMG that is so funny! :yelrotflm

When Penny was a pup I was holding her talking with the pool guy, and she peed all over me. Now that's marking your territory..LOL

I have 2 yorkies, my dexter is tiny and he does nothing embarrassing really... he just likes to cuddle in my arms under my chin when we are out in public... but fletcher... whole nuther story!!!

EVERYTIME we go to petsmart he craps AALLL OVER the store! Every aisle, every 10 feet! I don't know if its nerves or excitement, but I am always going back to pick up after us. People will pat him and he'll just start pooping right there! Quite embarrasssing!

Another time I was dating this guy, and we went to his brothers house and they told me to bring my dogs... so I did.... and fletcher peed on his brother's wife's foot like 3x!!! I don't know why but he just kept going up to her and lifting a leg on her foot. To this day he LOVES her! He does not leave her side when he sees her and he'll fight her 2 dogs if they come near her, like she's all his!!

And, she STILL lets Fletcher near her :eek: :p .

Well, I'm sorry, I have no cute moments to share, as Ms Abigail is just too perfect to act out. :p (yeah, right! :rolleyes: )

oh yeah, she adores him! Thank god huh? :D

Okay now I feel bad because all of these stories are so funny and mine wasn't- although it was very embarrassing- so I thought of another one.

I was in TJ Maxx with my mom and daughter and I was holding Spike in my arms. He threw up all over me- twice. I was wearing a white shirt and it was soaked through and see through. We were in Orlando which is an hour away from my house so I hurriedly bought a shirt and changed in the dressing room. Spike used to get carsick and I guess it caught up with him in the store.:rolleyes:

LOL, that is just how Gracie is. Something about PetSmart brings on an enormous urge to poop like crazy.

I have to say while Bruce did not do this to me and I revel in how funny it is I can imagine it was pretty embarrassing...

One day my mom was watching Bruce for me because I was going to have a long day at work...It was a nice day so she was out in the yard doing yard work and Bruce was outside running around with her...My parents' yard is adjacent to a large park, and the entire yard is completly visible...Well my mother was sort of ignoring him which he hates and happened to be wearing some very loose sweat pants...Just as a ladies' walking club was walking by Bruce jumped up and pulled my mom's pants and underwear down...They all laughed and to this day he always will try to jump up and pull down everyone's pants if you are wearing sweats and bend over!