Yorkie For Sale!!
 

Urgent sale required!! Black and tan yorkie, has her own teeth, goes by name of Gypsy Rose! New owner must have football skills of a high standard, have plenty of money to replace the footballs she bursts and own a house with garden the size of a football pitch. It is essential the Miss Gypsy Rose be served her main meal by 5pm or owner will be very sorry! Must be good runner to catch her when she runs in circles for an hour after the end of an hours walk!

Must carry tool kit to cut out the many branches and leaves etc that Miss Rose aquires on a normal walk through the woods - she is a gypsy girl and cannot be tamed.

She also leads a life of crime and steals from her own sister on a regular basis and also has been known to shoplift toys at yard sales.. however, she has managed to escape a prison sentence so far, although many local people are looking for this girl.

She has limitless energy so new owner must have too.

Good points..?! Well, now I think of it.. she's loving, friendly, interesting (bit too much!), extremely beutiful, comical .... and the love of my life!

ps you can try telephoning 000 000 000 but you'll have to be very lucky to catch me before I change my mind! Ana xx :aimeeyork

Ahhhh Ahhh uhhhhh!

Gypsy Rose! What have you done now that would make your mommy consider selling you?

I think you better give her some extra hugs and kisses so she changes her mind!!

Quick! :luvu: :luvu: :luvu: :Puppy:

Cap'n Hef

I'll buy!! Doesn't sound like anything I couldn't handle!! LOL

Sold I'll take her got lots of grands to play football with her. :D

Lol.. :D :D What did that little angel do Ana ? I bet whatever it was - she had a BIG time doing it ....

:lol tears at shop lifts toys from Yard Sales!!

Gypsy Rose, you little rascal! You better be good to your mommy! Just give her your best "but mommy, remember how cute I am" pout and that oughta do it!

Oh Ana, you know you wouldn't sell her ;) , who would be your traveling companion :p ...

Wow Ana she sounds just like Lucy!! Ill take her! :D

Thats funny! What if the adds for Yorkies were really like that, brutally honest. :D She sure sounds like a lot of fun though!!!

Poor Gypsy Rose. :D All she want form you is for you to do all her bidding and to serve her hand and foot. Is that too much to ask? :yelrotflm :lol tears

AW! I guess I must have her twin! Maybe they could buy both of them! Ha! Somedays are like that! Especially when company comes. She jumps all over them and the chairs and the coach etc.,etc!
Loved your post!
Pat

She's still not forgiven LOL - she has been bad bad bad today but sounds as if she isn't the only one..?!! She is, at present pulling out every toy she owns and not allowing little Gizzie to have one - I can't see the carpet, it's covered with teddies, footballs, chews and everything else and I have visitors in the morning....agh!! If she had a sleep for half hour it would help but she's been on the go since 7am ... oh, well, tomorrow's another day and I love my silly girl...!! :) Ana xx

This is too cute! Gypsy Rose you better be on your best behavior. ;)