Help! Mommy has me in pwison...... Mommy bought a new dining woom table and chairs at an auction and Daddy wefinished it. Dey put it in da house dis weekend and now I'm not awwowed anywhere near it! Mommy puts me in da waundwy woom when she is not wif me to supervise me! She don't twust me at all since I ate da wall! I wost 4 baby teef dis week and she finks I might chew on da table wegs or da chair wegs! honestwy! Tan't a girl have any fun??? It's just a stupid table (grumbling sounds.......) Wuv, Wexy :p |
Wawndwy woom escape Okay, wexie! Here's wat ya do....stay wight by the door and when your mommy opens it squeeze past real quick so she can't catch you and then go under a low piece of furniture until the coast is cwear. Don't wet her catch you near the new furniture and chew only on your chew toys. I know it's not as much fun but it's better tan bein in the waunfdry woom even if that's where the socks and undies are!! Cap'n Hef |
Wexy, I'm in pwison oh undow constant supovision too!! Betaus my momma finks I am dowin to potty aw ova da pwace. I fink I need to take Cap'n Hefs advice, and squeeze, wun and hide. (Even doe my momma hates when I get outta her weach.) Fwom a nudda pwisona, Keewey |
Now That is way to cute :p you guys!! :grin2: |
Wexy! You're so cute!! We just love ya to pieces! |
Hey Wexy...Dinero hewe. I used to have to stay in pwison at nite but now I det to sweep wif mommy and dad. Dust bawk awot and deay will change deir minds sometimes. Dat is what I did. HEHE. Wel hope you det out of pwison soon. Wuv ya, Dinero!! P.S. Maybe Weggie or Hawwie can help ya too!!! |
:smile: LMBO, you guys are too much lol :D |
Wexy, wat kin u momma be tinkin?? You is a lil angel. Jus lik me. Wen mommy had to git up wif her awwergies i taught it was pway tim so now i is havin fun at awmos twee a.m. an i doan git why mommy is aggervated...sheesh! Mommys dees days! Ya jus can't twain dem. Wub, Bo |
OOOH! Pwison is weal bad! Twy not to chew anything for a while! Specially not pills! Mommy says that will get you a life sentence! I know the new table looks yummy, but you have to wesist or you could be there for a wong time! I am pwetty tough! Maybe I can save you! Wuv, Rocky |
hey dys i am awtum wose dis is de fwust tyme i got on hewa mommy went to da bafrom oh she com n back bi |
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Wexy, you're such a funny girl! |
Wexy, Foget about the funiture and chew on the sock and undies in the waunfdry woom. Pepper |
Hi Wexy, it's Hawwie Ann! Pwison is no fun at all and I should know! We had our roaming priveleges revoked b/c Simon couldn't behave so know we have to stay in our condo again! Jeez, mama's today can be so aggravating! Is the door closed? Is there a gate you can crawl across? I'm really good at that. I crawl out of the condo and make fun of Simon. The laundry idea is good too. Munch on a few good socks or some underwear ;) Love you Wexy!! |
Hey Wexy! Tukka (Tucker) here. I will bake you a cake wif a key in it! Jus make sore you don't chew da new tabu when you are out an maybe your mommy will foget and weave you out! If you can't hep it an chew da tabu anyway make sore to pwactice your cutest face so she won't stay mad at you. Good wuck! |
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