| Vinnie's Mom | 07-27-2007 08:30 AM |
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Originally Posted by tpaxton23
(Post 1265535)
I fink my mom has finally lost it. She put my hair in pigtails last night. Hello mom, I'm a boy It's just not right and she even took me for our walk this way. One of the neighbors even commented on how "cute" my hair wooked. Why didn't my brother Dylan have to wear pigtails, he's a bigger sissy then me.
Any mommies out there that would never put my hair in pigtails and let me wear camo and do only boy stuff? If so, please come and get me. I'm at the house with all the barking.
Love,
Diesel
1. See, pigtails
2. I am not smiling
3. Proof she must not love me - Dylan with only a ponytail
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Dear Diesel,
I asked my mom, she said you can come live here. I would love to have a brother and trust me, mom knows better than to touch the hair, the only people that do that is the groomers, she will give us a bath and brush us, but she can barely pull her own hair up into a ponytail so you'd be safe here.
Mommy just signed me up for the soccer team, so you'd have to promise to practice lots with me, and keep your hands off BOBO, he's all mine. Mommy lets me watch COPS all the time, it's my favorite show, she says she thinks i'm too young, but I insist, I just love the sirens! She takes me for walks with my cousin Hines (like Hines Ward - Pittsburgh Steeler) he's a cool guy, but he won't play soccer with me, he likes football.
The mailbox is attached to the garage so that pesky mailman doesn't come near the porch. I just started sleeping with Mommy and Daddy, I don't know if there would be room in bed for you as well, but you can have my old bed. Please let me know if you decide to come live with me. :animal-pa -Vinnie | 