LMAO... they sure know how to be distracting... obviously not enough to work as birth control for me though! lol

I have a mini schnauzer who basically interrogates you every time you come home. She gets in your lap and smells your breath to see what you have been eating without her! Its like the food police!

LOL!! That is too funny! :)

chloe does that when I visit people with dogs. If I've come home after holding someone else's dog, Chloe KNOWS. She sniffs me all over in a very determined manner. I think she's mad or jealous or something.

Buddy bit the groomer and I damn near died:eek:
He's done some crazy things to embarrass me but this took the cake.:(

Marcel peed on my husband......TWICE.

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Ozzie is HORRIBLE when people come to my house. From the time they knock on the door almost until they leave, it's bark, bark, bark. It's very embarrassing.

I have to threaten him with death just to have a conversation sometimes.

However, when we had family in over Memorial Day, he was really good. Shocked the crap outta me. Of course, I think he fell in love with one of the girls. He was trying to sit in her lap (even before she said it was OK) which he never does. He usually runs away from visitors and then slowly makes up with them.

At one point, he wouldn't even leave her to come to me:eek:. (Yes, I was just a dab jealous. :p )

let see lol... Bella belch after eating or drinking water.. I call it her full mark lol Bunny dose it sometimes.. but not as often as Bella... Bunny Barks at EVERY little thing when my hubby is not home...

Oh but what they LOVE to do is wait until I have people over and go get my undies/bra from the clothes basket and carry them around... It always MINE, never my hubbies. Thats why we have gone to the tall clothes baskets... HOPEFULLY they never find out how to get them out of there.

OMG, WHY am I laughing so hard at this???? I'm sorry, but I can't help it:D . I thought my parrots were bad, ROFL...and they WERE:) .

I'm not really sure if it's rude, but when we go out and take Max with us, you know how people think little dogs are so cute and sweet? And most people kind of know that they shouldn't just pet a strange dog, but there's still a LOT of people who just stick their hand right up to Max without letting him smell them first. Max does NOT like that, and especially if he's in his carrier and someone just pokes their hand and arm in at him, so he kind of backs away from them, I think trying to sniff them first, and then he sort of lunges at their hand and is barking really loudly and snapping at them, LOL. It's a little embarrassing when he looks so innocent and sweet and little one moment, and the next, he's this snarling, snapping demon:rolleyes: .

Oh...actually, I forgot the BIG one;) . When Max was only about 9 mos old, we took him with us to my mom's for Christmas. He was ALMOST completely housetrained (at least at OUR house), but we live in the desert and hadn't had ANY rain...so Max had no idea what it even was. We get to Napa, and it's pouring almost the entire time, and COLD outside, which he also wasn't accustomed to. So, I had a feeling that an "accident" could be within the realm of possibility. My dh and I ran a tag-team of spotting Max's little piles on the carpet and one of us would distract my mom or stepdad and the other would clean up the mess, so they wouldnt' be upset or think Max wasn't a good doggy, LOL. And we did pretty well until......
I told my mom and my stepdad to make SURE when they went to bed to close all the doors to the other bedrooms so that Max couldn't "disappear" in there....which I knew he'd go into a bedroom where it was nice and private and warm to poop if he had the option between that and going outside where it was all cold and wet and drippy.
So, next morning, what happens? My ADD stepdad had neglected to shut the office door, and he went in there, and stepped, in his sock-clad feet. into a pile of gooshy poop:eek: . BUSTED. I have to admit, my husband and I were nearly apoplectic with laughter over it....after all, we DID warn him:D . But it was a little rude of Max anyhow, LOL.

I've got another one...
 

We had a housewarming party a few months ago when we moved into our house. We invited friends, family, and of course the new neighbors. The party had been going on for a few hours, and Miss Emma had enough of company and new faces. So around 9 pm, our new neighbors show up-with their two little kids, and of course the 2 year old girl will NOT leave Emma alone no matter what we told her. So the little girl goes after Emma one more time, and Emma lets out a huge growl, right at the little girl, who then cried! :rolleyes: GREAT first impression on the new neighbors!

lunge at visitors.

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OMG!!! This is so funny!!

This is beyond ''rude''!...

About a month ago I caught Daisy walking, yes, WALKING on all four paws on the table!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: I went mad! Of course no one else was in the living room as I caught her by peeping to see what she was up to. I scolded her, "No table!!" She later apologized with kisses. :)

See, we have a coffee table in the living room where my hubby and I have TV dinners most of the time. The coffee table is the same height as the sofa so that's how Daisy has access to it.

Even worse, a few days later, we had plates of bbq chicken on the table, and I was in the shower, hubby comes upstairs to tell me dinner's ready and he goes back downstairs to Daisy with a big piece of chicken in her mouth! :eek: My hubby hollered at her and she was so scared she dropped the chicken on the floor and ran away sprinkling pee on the floor!

So to this day, we have yet to see her near that table. :rolleyes:

This is definately a story I'll always remember because it's partially so funny yet so rude!

Chloe burps (sometimes), farts too (I think, not as often though I THINK); whenever my boyfriend takes a shower, he likes to leave his dirty underwear on the floor and pick it up after shower. But Chloe likes to come and smell it!! Gross!! hehe.... She always pee in Petsmart if a stranger pet her!!! She pooped once in Pets Mart too and pee quite a few times!!! One time, my friend came over to check her out, she actually pee on his feet!!! But what was more funny, my friend didnt even know she pee on him!!! I asked him, didnt you feel something, he was like..no...hahaha, I knew for a fact that Chloe pee on him and it was a big one too! But the most annoying she does is....whenever my boyfriend and I are doing "business" in the bedroom, she likes to "join" us!!! Ahh, it sorta destory the mood since she can't stop licking either my boyfriend or me....

You must spend alot of time in Petsmart! haha..

seems the stinkier the stuff the more they love it! gross!! :eek:

He definitely burps..ALOT! Lol. When he gets nervous...like at the vets office...he poots! and boy does it stink!! Lol.:animal36

Yeah, I am a new mommy. I love shopping at Petsmart and buying stuff for Chloe!! Honestly, I have only been there a few times (5 times or less that Chloe was with me in a past month or so). But you know how people are...they love to pet her and get her all excited...Then she pee!!!!!!!!!

yea, I know what you mean..Daisy has the ''excited pee'' too.. I hate it because she does it whenever we have guests over or whenever someone comes to say hello. She sprinkles all over the floor or on someone's shirt! :mad:

They say some grow out of it and some don't. Let's hope ours do! :)

Max poops in the most embarrassing places. I don't mind the petstore, but in a clothing store, diarrhea in the middle of racks of clothing in the street outside of a store, and at my friend's house the first moment we got there.

My favorite was the first time I introduced him to a dear friend who's not so dog crazy. On the way home, I smelled something He was tiny, sitting on my lap in the car. Looking down, I saw that he had pooped all over my lap. It got on the doors, the steering wheel, etc. Luckily we were at my friend's house. She looked at me in horror while I was laughing my head off. When she handed me one wipe, I said "Go home, I'll deal with this one." It was not a good first impression for a non dog-lover.

He also jumped up and bit my friends nipple when I had a group of friends over.

But, I am very proud to announce that he belched for the first time that I heard yesterday. Of course, I hugged and kissed him. It was too cute.

That's my boy!!!

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He also jumped up and bit my friends nipple when I had a group of friends over.

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OMG! I am ROTFL!!! :D :D :D

How do you explain that one to a friend?!?!

Wiped her poopy butt on my pillow while I was sleeping:(

Hahaha....my Mia does this too! EVERY NIGHT, she eats and then jumps up on the bed and burps loudly. It's funny to me. It's a routine too! She eats so fast I make fun of her and call her Mia Hoover. I should get video of that too and put on here!

Ewwww, now that is rude. LOL....did she at least say excuse me?

Humped my girlfriends leg just outside the show ring

Dukes worst was always to Mark everything.

Gizmo is already humping the cat at only 10.5 weeks old.
He doesn't care who is around.

Chloe duked on my husband one time. It was the only time she ever pottied on anyone. She had yeasty ears when we first got her, and we had to put ear cream in them. My husband was trying to hold her, and she WAS NOT going to have any part of it. I guess she got too stressed out and ejected about 6" of turd on him!:eek:

Layla NEVER barks, but we were out somewhere and she saw a Muslim woman who was covered head to toe (sorry i'm not sure on the terminology) in black and Layla went nuts.. i was SOOO embarassed!!!

Bridget's a burper too. Right in my face after she eats or drinks. I'm so in love with her though... how could I get mad?