Top 10 Dog's Pet Peeves Dog's Top Ten "PET" Peeves > >1. Blaming your farts on me... >not funny.. not funny at all !!! > >2. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when >I freak out every time we go back! > >3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out... >Exactly whose walk is this anyway? > >4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... >Stop it! > >5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... >Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. > >6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. >You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of >the food chain. > >7. Yelling at me for barking... >I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! > >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I >haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. > >9. Dog sweaters? Hello ???... >Haven't you noticed the fur? > >10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. >Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. > >Now lay off me on some of these things. >We both know who's boss here!!! >You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? |
:D love it love it :thumbup: |
hahaha so cute!! :D |
funny and true ha ha ha |
:sidesplt: :sidesplt: :sidesplt: Too funny! |
I had to send this to my mom. Every day she freaks when her datsun/poodle mix barks... I keep trying to tell her that Corky is a dog... hello :rolleyes: |
Pretty much summed it up! Too funny |
:lol tears :eyetearss :clapsmile HILARIOUS!!! |
:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears :lol tears |
I need a printable version of this. Would love to add it to my funny wall. |
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