Top Ten Doggy New Years Resolutions Keep in mind how many of these your four-legged, furry friends have already broken! 1. I will not eat others' poop. 2. If I happen to eat a little poop, I will not lick my human's face three minutes later. 3. I live in a safe place. I do not have to bury fifteen dollar novelty squeaky toys in the back yard. 4. I will walk to the tile, or at least not walk to the carpet when I need to vomit. 5. I am lucky to even be in the car. I will no longer insist that the window be rolled down when it's raining or wipe my runny nose on the glass. 6. I do not have to follow my mother or father in to the bathroom and rest my head on their leg every single time they are on the toilet. 7. I am officially giving up the squirrel. 8. I will not follow large peeing dogs quite so closely. 9. My head does not belong in the refrigerator or on a human's plate. 10. I will not intentionally roll my toys under the couch and bark and cry just because I think it's funny when my human retrieves them |
HeHeHe!!!:) Very funny! |
:p Those are sidesplitting!! Thanks for sharing! |
Yup, Hoku's already broken several of those:( |
Do you know my dogs?? LOL |
There's one similar to #8 that could be added for Toto! Her big "Bwack Wab Fwiend", Kena, has a tall feed/water stand. Toto is too short so she has her little water bowl on the rug next to Kena's stand. They "hang out at the water cooler" together and when they finish, Toto's entire head is soaked because she stands under Kena!! :p |
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