A Dogs Prayer....
 

Thought I would share this...:D

TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG
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> Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
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> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the
same old story?
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> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often
do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard
to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?
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> Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
he still a bad dog?
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> Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields,
and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to
be a good dog.
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> 1 I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
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> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like
the way they smell.
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> 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
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> 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
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> 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
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> 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
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> 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
"h ello".
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> 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
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> 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
after.
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> 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
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> 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch .
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> 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that
noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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> P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
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It's amazing how something like that can bring a tear to your eye.
That was beautiful, thanks for sharing. Carol & Buddy:aimeeyork

I loved this, it made me smile:)

elli and Butch:aimeeyork

Very nice:thumbup: I loved it!!!:aimeeyork :)

Katiuscia & Maggie...:animal-pa

hahaha that was cute! :D

That was so cute :)

Sweet