Well, I thought I'd revive this thread. Must have a couple of new members who haven't seen it. Sylvia

Happy (Yorkie) hasn't eaten anything yet, but his big brother Zachary (Mixed breed aka mutt) has eaten a condom and pooped it but the best was when he ate a small plastic "R" from the scrabble game we have LOL, we now say if you can spell (R for rectum he he) "Rectum" you get double points.

The remnants of a $100 bill he ate....I was devasted. So currently if someone asks how much he cost, I add $100 to the price. :D

LOL this thread is the best ! My yorkie eats everything but I have never found anything weird in his poop, but my Schnoodle and my cat work together. I put stuff up so the pups can't get to it and the cat will knock it down so the pups can get it, and when the pups gets caught eating it the cat just sits back and enjoys the boys getting in trouble lol... but any way when I was younger my dog which was a large dog ate 3 of my little sisters underwear. The dog threw up one pair and and poop the other to and my sister was three years old was running around the yard yelling "Mommy,! doggy poops my big girl undies" It was so funny to her reaction.. they were whole pairs of barbie undies..

Wow! It must take a lot of talent to get a matching pair!!!:D

my diamond earings.. i had left them on my bed before going to a wedding along with the rest of my clothes and i came back to put them on and they were gone.. Oliver just sat there looking at me and i swear he knew what he did. it was as if he laughing at me. hahah

hahaha this thread has given me some laughs for sure! nika loved to eat paper. paper anything. it would come out nothing but paper shaped like a turd! lol! we always said she was part yorkie and part goat because of her paper eating obession!

Funny Poop Thread
 

A newer member posted about an eye from a toy passing thru her Yorkie, and reminded me of this thread which is hilarious. It is a classic:D

Time to give it a bump so those who haven't seen it can share stories and get a laugh:eyetearss :sidesplt::sidesplt:

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/gen...ml#post3316007

I am new here and had never seen this. I about peed my pants laughing so hard.
Our pup Snooze pooped out red crayon just a few days ago and I was so freaked out. Now I am not so worried. Thanks for the great laughs. :)

I find paper in his poop once in a while...
I try to keep the floor clean all the time, but still will occasionally find paper in it! I worry if that is bad for their stomach while it passes through. :eek:

Oh my...I got the GREATEST laugh off of these. :D

The strangest thing Teddie has pooped so far is fuzzies from toys he has abused. It's quite odd to find your dogs poop is fuzzy and looks like it grew old man hair. :eek:

Give us time, Teddie has only been here with us for 6 weeks, I am sure I have years worth of poop to dissect and be shocked over. :p

When Princess was 8 m.o. I thought she just chewed a green oil pastel, as it all looked accounted for. After trying to orally expel it 5 times, she finally pooped a nice forest green treasure.:rolleyes:
She'll also frequently poop my long hairs and I'll have to help them out!:eek: Knowing she ate one of those long hairs grosses me out more than wiping her butt!

My friend's boxer was trying to poop & her dad noticed a string hanging out, he pulled it and out came a tampon!:eek:




So thankfully all of the things in these posts have passed!!

Sand from the Outerbanks.

OMG!! Are you serious! That is crazy. lol Not sure what to say! lol:eek:

OMG I can't believe some of the things that have been eaten and then pooped out. This is the most hilarious thread I've ever read. Molly doesn't eat anything but her kibbles. So, she's pretty boring compared to others on this post. hehe :lol tears :yelrotflm :lol tears :yelrotflm :lol tears

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ewwww... don't want to know !!! lol :p


Sweet potatoes!!!

My Afghan hound ate money...do you know a bank will give you back your money if you have most of it...

OMG. This thread is hilarious!!! We have a Sheltie who ate a scrunchie right before we went on vacation. I had my mom watch for it. It finally made it's appearance. Mom saved it for me. Lol

I know this thread is funny as poop (hehe:D) But because of me finding paper in Charlie's poop, I ended up on google keywording dogs eating paper and found an article a vet wrote saying it can be very harmful and could end up being a big expensive surgery if papaer keeps having to be digested. I'm sure tampons and scrunchies can't be too much better. lol

I wonder why they insist on eating things like this... It can't taste good! I catch Charlie chewing the corners of wodden chairs, metal filing cabinets, pillows.. anything... I wonder how bad of a habit it would have to be for it to end up affecting their health like that one article I read.

When I first joined YT, you had to unsubscribe to threads to not get every response in your email. Sooooooo for some reason I responded to this thread, then unsubscribed later when I saw all the emails. This thread is old and to this day, its the only thread that I still get the responses in my emails!!! LOL Somehow it keeps reviving year after year! LOL Thankfully it's one of the funniest threads Ive ever read!

Tikka and Pooter are good about not eating things that aren't food.
BUT we tried to take in a Chihuahua who no matter where I put our earpulgs he could find them! And at least every other day he pooped out a WHOLE earplug... not chewed, not broken, swallowed whole.

Eventually we ran out of ear plugs for him to swallow.

oh this is funny!

When Rubin was a puppy he pooped a silver button off my coat. Ginny Joy has pooped mulch, a tooth paste cap (which she must have found in the grass somewhere) part of a hair ribbon. Abba a rubber band from Ginny's hair, and bird seed.
Lily is a Lab, she will be 2 yr.s old and has pooped a plastic soda bottle cap,ear plugs, dental floss, chucks of a door mat, a yorkie collar, strings from the office rug, paper clip, part of a Yorkie pee pad, and most recently my hubby's dentures (the upper plate ! Geeze an expensive chew toy !) Lily is hubby's dog and spends most of her time with him in his office.

Love, love, love this thread it's so funny!! :D

Not Harry, but a poodle we had years ago, ate a white paper bag with 'Bentalls' printed on it in green. It came out the other end in a long white poop shaped sausage and it still had B-e-n-t-a-l-l-s printed on it - but longer! :dogsm6: Sally + Harry x

LOL :yelrotflm Did you rinse it off and give it back to him? LOL i'm just imagining teeth coming out the back end of Lab. ahahahahhaa

Scoobers pooped out a mini pokemon when he was a puppy. Milo wantes it back, I said lets get a new one.
but honestly the strangest to me was during his bra eating phase earning him the nickname "Boobers" from Dad...
Scoobera wouldn't really eat my bras he'd just eat the little string holding rhe cups together (I use back hook enclosures always) so I had tons of aingle cups around he'd snag them from thw towel rack in the bathroom on laundry day where they driedand I literly went down to 2 bras!0
So I went shopping new bras and wooden pop up french drying rack to keep bras drying in laundry room.

Anywho he pooped and it had a lovely silk bow tight on top a "log" as though he placed it there...surprose Mom here's the gift of knowing I found where you hid them...seriously he's so weied no socks or panties like a normal dog.


Princess has a disorder when unregulated she eats random objects. We took her in when she are an entire plastic batman...later we found batmas leg. It was kinda funny to see a human looking body part passed by a dog we fondly refer to as monster.
Recently I was cleaning up with the poop patrol scoop and found my pen for my cell phone or at least the rubber part...

Nothing bothers me like Elvis pooping worms when I first got him

Lol I can't believe that he wanted it back after he knew where it came from. Hehe and I'm rofl at a bow on top the log.

Ahi so far hasn't pooped anything weird but I find little Barbie feet and little pet shop animal parts chewed up and laying around. LOL :D

I see this member is no longer allowed here, but just wanted to say that Jaeger has gone on condom search and destroy missions before, but doesn't eat them thank heaven.