to my baby dexter!
 

For my little piggy Dexter - to the tune of beat it (michael jackson)!

Mommy Told me Don't You Ever beg Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your drool, it Better Disappear
The Foods on her plate And her Words Are not Clear
So eat It, Just eat It

[2nd Verse]
You Better chew, You Better swallow What You Can
Don't Wanna See No crumbs, gonna Be A piggy bum
You Wanna Be full, Better sneak What You Can
So eat It, cuz You Wanna Be full

[Chorus]
Just eat It, eat It, eat It, eat It
Dexter Wants To feel completed
Showin' How hungry Strong Is Your appetite
It Doesn't Matter if moms mad Or alright
Just eat It, eat It
Just eat It, eat It
Just eat It, eat It
Just eat It, eat It


stay tuned for fletchers song!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL !!!!! I LOVE IT ! You are DEF going to have to come in on the Yorkie Rap CD !! GREAT JOB - you're a natural !!

My friends & I used to do things like this all the time..
the only one that stands out in my memory that I did is not about dogs... but funny anyways!

Ever hear the song "The thunder rolls" Garth Brooks??? Well I redid the chorus

My thunderous rolls
My 400 inch thighs
Another piece of cake
On this sleepless night
As the coke rolls down
out of control
please don't stare at
my thunderous rolls!

HAHAHAHA

I am having a hard time with a fletcher song! :(

lmao also. we really need to find a chat room on yahoo so we can hear each other lol.

That is just too cute and funny.:lol tears

here is for my fletcher baby! This is fun!!
 

for my baby Fletcher - who pees ALL the time on EVERYTHING including himself (and me occassionally)
(sung to the tune of - Take a look at me now. Phil Collins)


How can I just let you bathe me, just let you shampoo off my stink
When Im lifting my leg on every bush I see, ooh
You're the only mom who thinks I stink at all

How can you just wash odor from me,
when all I can do is sit in the sink
Cos we've shared the blankets and the pillow and even shared the couch
You're the only mom who thinks I stink at all

So take a whiff of me now, oh there's just a nasty stench
And there's nothing left here to remind you,
just the memory of my last bath
Ooh take a whiff at me now, well Im done peeing on myself
And your bathing me is against my will and that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you walk me out,
walk me out and let me pee
There's so much I need to pee on,
so many bushes nearby
You're the only mom who thinks I stink at all

So take a sniff of me now, Im as ripe as I can be
And there's nothing left of my bath here, just the memory of the soap
Come chase me down now, cos Im not going back in that sink

But to pee on you, is all I can do cuz that's all thats left for me
Take a good look at me now, cos I'm getting crusty on my legs
And me coming back to bathe is against all odds
It's not a chance I'll ever take

Take a whiff of me now

LOLOLOL NOW I got that song in my head and it won't leave - VERY GOOD !! I love doing stuff like this - I think I have about 6 raps written - my husband thinks I'm a total lunatic but he loves hearing them

yours are soooooooooo funny!!!! I need to perfect my skills! Learn from the master (you!) haha :D :p :rolleyes:

HAHA !! Back when we did all those raps someone did a website with them all on it - I wonder if it's still active ? I'd love to do one with them all set to the music - now THAT would be a hoot

someone asked me to find this thread for them so here it is !!! I re-read it and man - I NEEEDED the laugh lol - OMG did we really do this ??????? :p:p

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You guys rap I loved it.

It's so worth reading all of it if someone is feeling down - you WILL laugh... I promise !!!:D

I third that!

:bravo::bravo::bravo:

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Omg, you guys are so clever, your girls are so gorgeous V, thanks for bumping this, I needed a good laugh!!