An Open Letter to my "Lovely" Yorkie Dear Frodo: First, I just want to say how much I adore you. You've brought such joy to the lives in my family that I cannot imagine a world without you.... really. To ensure that the sentiment above is never jeapordized, I just came up with a few clarifications so that we're on the same page. Please consider the following points as constructive criticism - it is in no way meant to cause any hurt feelings, and in fact, was thought of with love and your best interests at heart (well, and ours...): 1. Let's talk about Wee-Wee pads for a second. I agree that it can get rather funny when you go all out crazy and shred paper - to see you in near hysterics over a napkin amuses me. However, there's a difference between tissues/napkins and the wee-wee pad. I will never give you a napkin/tissue the size of a wee-wee pad, and also, the wee-wee pads carry the scent of dog urine, and sometimes when you rip it up, it contains YOUR ACTUAL urine. Not so nice trying to clean that up. Try not to rip those up anymore, k? 2. Oh, and while we're talking about pee-peeing, I know I give you lots of little presents (toys, treats, etc.) and you feel so grateful that you'd like to give me something back. But pee-peeing in front of the bedroom door in hopes that my feet and socks will step right into it can often be mistaken for a funny incident when in fact, it kinda sucks for me. Yeah yeah, I know you only wanted to give me a nice present. But let's work on this. I gladly accept cuddling and many kisses! 3. The trash is not a place where I throw in disposable goods that I think you might enjoy when I'm not around. The toys I've bought you - the many,many, many toys I've bought you - are all over the house and we'll often interact with each other using the toys. I have no problem throwing the ball for you to catch or occasionally indulging you in a game of tug-of-war. But can we leave the trashcan alone? I know it might smell interesting to you, but please, no trash. 4. Sometimes, it's a little embarrassing when you parade my underwear, socks, and bras around the house, *especially* when we have company over. Don't get me wrong, I like to share my life with extended family and friends, but not that part of my life! 5. Isn't it so much fun to unroll the toilet paper off the roll and see how long you can drag it around the house without tearing it completely off?! It's like leaving a trail around the house so that people can find you!! So cute! Well, it was cute the first time you did it. However, at this point, I think our house has bought more toilet paper than anyone in this state and I'd like to ask you to cease this activity. Don't worry, we'll still find you around the house - your tags jingle, remember? 6. When I say things like: "Come here Frodo, come on, boy!" I'm not saying those things to exercise my vocal cords. I see that amused grin on your face as you deftly turn in the other direction when I call but these teenager-type attitudes are not so cool. 7. Lastly, let's talk about bedtime. I love it when you sleep in bed with me! You've done so since the first day you came home and it's cute. Except when you lay across my face. It's probably hilarious to see me struggling to breathe, as if I've laughed so hard I'm desperately trying to catch my breath. No, I'm not laughing when you do this, I'm actualy trying to live. Well, Frodo, I hope this letter is enlightening and helpful. Feel free to answer my letter at your convenience (i.e. when you're not playing, eating, or sleeping). Sincerely Yours, Your Human Mother |
With your permission, I'd like to cc this letter to JPop & Taz. :D Gotta Love Em!! :animal36 :D |
Well, YT members. A red letter day here...hubby actually chuckled when I made him sit and listen to this letter. It took him a while to figger out it was a joke, sorta... Anyhow, I thoroughly enjoyed it and well, anyone got a wee-wee pad they could spare??yuk-yuk |
:thumbup: I really like your letter to little Frodo. It's very cute and funny. Do you mind if I would like to share your lovely letter with my yorkie friend in Thailand? :lovewings |
Luk Tan and JPop'sMom - feel free to use this letter as you like! :D |
That is so cute- and just my kind of humor becuase I'm always talking to Oliver tryin gto explain to him these human ideas- "Oliver, I just took my underwear away from you so why are you coming to me and chewing on my bra right in front of my eyes? DIdn't you get it the first time?" He's so funny- He loves chewing but he always does it at my feet- even if he knows he's not supposed to be chewing on that particular thing (i.e my personal undergarments!!!) hehe Yorkies are such dorks! hehe |
:D I love it... sounds like discussions at our house :D |
What a cute letter!!!! I laughed while reading this!!!!! I can't wait til my hubby reads it!!!! |
Very cute! Thanks, it gave me a good laugh. :D |
That is great and #4 really hits home, that has happened a couple of times in my house :eek: |
Hahahahahahaha, I'm thankful for #4! It actually taught my son to use his clothes hamper. Julie |
lol! that was so cute and funny, but true too! i think every yorkie and dog should read this! |
lol... that is sop cute and can i relate to the letter... :D |
lol, too cute |
i agree well that is cute i have to agree with the others. :) |
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