Simon, can we have Hallie?????? Hey Simon, Tucker and I saw the post your mom made on the only yorkie thread, and we have it all figured out. We will send you our address and you send us Hallie! That way Megan gets the girl she's always wanted and I get someone to blame when things get chewed, peed on, barked at or disappear around here! And YOU get to be an only child! What do you say? Don't ask your mom, you know how THEY are, she'll just say no. So, you'll have to sneak her into a box and put our address on it. Then just give it to the mailman. Tell him we'll pay the postage when it gets here! Isn't that a GREAT plan?????? :D :D :D |
I'm telling Hallies mom about this...I have this funny feeling she isn't going to give her up without a fight...what's it going to take for my silence ? :D |
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:hearts-xx I don't know about this I was kinda hoping Hallie could be my dog .. :woof: :dogwalk: :dogsm6: :thumbup: Gotta love that dog! |
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LMAO!!! Nice try Teri!! But hey, if you have any luck, maybe i can take simon :rolleyes: |
Simon, Simon, where are you? I'm trying to help you out here. Did your mom find out and ban you from the computer???? I'm worried about you, bro! |
Hey Kim ..Tell Hallie , Simons cheating ..haha that will cool him from leaving . |
I see, once again, Teri is stirring up trouble. How could you THINK of separating two such loving Yorkie siblings? I'll settle it. Simon & Hallie can both come to stay with me. |
ROFLMAO. Too funny. |
Oh man, all this time I've been pining over Hallie, too! And you're trying to sneak her out from under me! ;) Very smart tactic, though, to appeal to Simon, I've been talking to the wrong person this whole time, their Momma, who at least report passed up 100 kajillionbazillion dollars for just one of her monkeys... |
Hey Teri, it's me Simon Samuel! You know my life was going really well, I had all the food, all the soccer balls, all the blankets then mom brought home this little muppet who likes to chew on my head, steal my toys, take all the treats, and yell at me. After a year and a half you would think she would leave me alone but noooooooo. And she likes to wear clothes so then mom thinks I need to wear clothes, it's an endless cycle of torture living with 2 girls, I'm just waiting for mom to try to do something stupid with my hair, then she's gonna get it. I think your offer is fantastic but I think mama would be sad (I don't know why but she would). And I think I might miss giving the little muppet kisses every morning and making fun of her when she wears clothes. Even though she is much too bossy and sometimes mean I think I love her. Let me think about it for awhile, I'll get back to you! Love, Simon |
geez Simon, I sure hope your mom was holding a gun to your head when you wrote that. I know you have to PRETEND to like your sister, I mean, I totally understand. Just remember, the offer stands. I'll email you my address, and you just wait for the perfect moment when mom isn't looking. Good luck man, you are going to need it! Wait a minute, I know, why don't you get your mom to get you a brother! I have one of those, and they are great because you can wrestle with them and chew on their ears and you don't get yelled at. (too much) Love, Tucker |
Hey Simon, I have another proposition for you. Why don't you come live with me and Coco. You'll love having Coco as a girlfriend or sister, which ever you prefer. She is not at all bosy, never barks, will let you take alll her toys and food and she'll even let you hump her for fun..hehe..she is very agreeable and will give you kisses every morning when you wake up. Or at least if your momma can share custody with us, that would be better than nothing at all..hehe...what do you say? |
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