Ode to my neurotic dog Teddy is scared of light fixtures And barks at them from fright But he's also scared of darkness So makes me turn on the light? Teddy is scared of wind And barks when it blows him aside But he doesn't bark at the hair dryer Cuz he loves for his hair to be dried? Teddy is scared of boiled eggs Not the yellow but the white But he barks at me when I won't share Something here is not right? Teddy is scared of his poop So he does it and runs away But he always returns to his box To check it didn't stray? Teddy is afraid of the vacuum And screams when it's turned on But when I put it away He whines because it's gone? Teddy gives me gray hair Wrinkles beneath my eyes I wouldn't trade my neurotic boy MOSTLY CUZ NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE THIS NUT AND WOULD CHARGE ME FOR THE STRESS HE GAVE THEM WHILST THEY WERE TRYING TO DO A GOOD DEED BY TAKING HIM OFF HIS OWNER FOR A LITTLE R&R! ~dedicated to Sir Rupert Teddykins~ |
What a cute and clever poem! :good job: |
Haha that's so cute! I swear these little guys are such weirdos! I got head butted in the leg this morning when he was running from the wind he ran right into me! I think that's the only similarity between our babies cuz teddy isn't scared of anything besides cleaning supplies like the vacuum but he relaxes once it's back down in the utility room! |
LMBO - totally LOVE IT :D:D:D!!! |
So cool....love it:D |
You are incredibly clever, observant, talented, and delightfully funny! Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Thank you for truly brightening my day! |
haha thanks all - so glad you got a laugh I was feeling unwelcomely inspired this morning at 4:30a.m. when Teddy woke me up by beating his feet on the floor to get my attention. When I got out of bed, he went back to his! Crazy! I'm tired!:p |
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LOL I love this poem! My little Kimchi is more towards the drama/melodrama than neurotic, but I love her anyways, too :P |
Loved the poem described my Ava to a T :yorkiesar |
Seriously... after reading some stories here... I feel like I have the most well behaved furries.. LOL Glad to see your post Misty!!!! Oh how we missed thee~~~~~~~ |
❤️🐾😍😘👏🏻🔥👍🎼🎶 |
That was awesome sauce ! |
Lol so cute, put a early morning smile on my face this morning. Ya just gotta love these quirky little critters. |
Creative imaginative, and just so dang funny! Thanks so much for sharing! Razzle doesn;t like the stove light going on - every other light is just fine though. |
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