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Okay....this thread has me in hysterics some of the things are so funny and so true!! Poop is just one of those things you kinda sign on for when your get a pup or have babies! |
Well just this morning. I took S&C out back to do their business. They for some reason like to go by the side of the house where we keep the trash cans. Anyway, I do my rounds picking up old poo (with a scooper and broom) and I turn the corner and see Chloe squatting with two grapes of poo behind her and she's got poo dangling from her butt, two more grapes stuck on by a piece of human hair she had swallowed, one on top of the other, like a fancy dangly earring. She kept turning around looking one side to the other, causing the poo swing around. I doubled over laughing, then thought oh maybe I should help. So, that was my bare hands on poop story for today. Both me and bf had been diarhhea'd on by Uni multiple times when she was a pup. The worst was when bf was by himself in the fancy car and she squirted all over his arm, and he had to drive home with her up in one arm, and driving with the other. Good thing he didn't get the car with the stick shift! |
Yup my husband screamed last night when he stepped in some pee Natalie had left in front of the bathroom....She ran in the living room and tried to hide. lol |
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Haha I would never in a million years touch Diesel's poop. Half the time his piles are as big as Maci's head [she's an 7lb girl] But one time Maci pooped on the middle of a trail that runs along town [cement] and I had already used her poo bag so I picked it up with my pointer and thumb and chucked it into the bush.... SO GROSS. We headed home after that lol. |
Yea one time I had Uni on a leash on the sidewalk outside a busy outdoor mall. She decided she need to take a dump. I knew I didn't have any poop bags with me. Ugh what to do? I looked in my bag for something, anything. Luckily I had some fabric swatches in my bag! LOL otherwise I would have had to use a leaf or something. :D |
What is wrong with this picture? A whole thread on POOP!!:eek: Okay here's my story... :eek: Saturday my DH had his coworkers over for a get together. (The ones he supervises. ) I worked all day to get everything just right, candles lit - check, kids clean - check, dinning room table set - check, poop on rug in dining room - CHECK?!?!:eek::eek: I thought I would crawl under the table with the poop to hide. |
At least MIL didn't pick up the "grape" and toss it into her mouth! I live on a farm - right now we only have horses - minis and quarters. But in the past we've had goats, chickens and bunnies. Poop happens and hands wash :D. |
lol im glad i came back into this thread this morning, its made me have such a good giggle - its really brightened up my day. Poop seems to be one of those things that people never actually talk about but im glad yorkie talkers dont hold back! after all...its one of the main things we have to keep an eye on to check our furbabys health! im thankful this isnt a great dane forum too and the mistaking poop for a slug or a grape?......yes im guilty of those two as well lol |
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Yeah yesterday. My hair sheds a lot so whenever Geno stays at my place, he always poops out a strand of my hair. His droppings were all strung along a piece of hair hanging out of his little butt while we were sleeping in bed in the morning. So gross. I just pulled it out real quick and ran to the bathroom and washed my hands. Geno looked at me like, what? it's not my hair mommy! Just to think that we were laying in bed snuggled together while he had his little turds hanging out makes me shutter haha |
yep! but not on purpose!! hubby has though! LOL I thought is was hilarious!! :lol tears He didn't !! |
No, no I have not. Well Nooks that's one way to get a MIL out of your house! (That's so horrible tell MIL I said sorry) Elvis however has puked all over me and pooped on my sweater during a road trip...sweater went right into the trash at the rest stop...it was the most uncomfortable stinky 4 miles I have ever driven...thankfully it was only 4 miles. Princess has had "danglies" before she eats pieces of her dental rope one by one...it's the worse I bribe Derik to do it if he's here otherwise I'm all gloves and a napkin. |
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