Barbie
 

K-9 Rescue Barbie
This Christmas season, give the latest, hottest new Barbie. It's the K-9 Rescue Barbie. She comes with her own Ford Aerostar minivan, with various size dog crates inside. She has a cell phone that's just barely working due to over use and underpayment. Barbie herself is decked out in jeans, grungy athletic shoes, and a t-shirt that says "Dogs are better than any other living thing on earth". She also comes with a road atlas of every town and state in all of North America, and a compass on the dashboard of the van.

She also has a map of every McDonald's in the world. Optional is the special Rescue Dog Barbie laptop computer with the names and addies of every other dog rescue person on earth, in case she gets somewhere and a contact fails to show up. Running buddy, "Lucky", the three-legged, blind Shih Tzu doll is available for an additional $49.95. For $89.95, you can complete the set with "Pissed-off-husband-at-home Ken", and the various foster dogs at $20 each.

Prices for accessories are:

a. Fake snow falling on Barbie's van: $12.95
b. Flat tire for Barbie's van: (see Barbie's Road Service")
c. Barbie's First Aid Kit: (human): $11.75, (canine): $69.50
d. Barbie's Speeding Ticket: $95 (Mississippi--$195)
e. Barbie's coat-that-she-had-to-buy-in-Minnesota: $85
f. Barbie's Vet Bill for Lucky in Vaughn, NM: $63.45
g. Barbie's contact, Rhonda, who she had to give gas money to in Mesa Verde, TX.: $20.
h. Barbie's bill to get her contact, Luis, out of jail in Bakersfield, CA.,: $500.
i. Barbie's bill to get Luis's dogs out of the pound in Bakersfield, CA.: $265.
j. Barbie's hotel/kennel bill in Laughlin, NV, while she waits for her contact: $532.
k. Barbie's overalls that she has to buy while in Minden, NE hunting down lost coonhounds: $49.95
l. Pizza for Barbie's suspicious looking hitch-hiker with sick puppy: $15
m. Vet bill for hitch-hikers sick puppy in Des Moines, IO: $143.29
n. Barbie's doggie wheelchair for "Klause" the rescue dachshund in Leavenworth, KS.: $143.
o. And Barbie's van detailing/fumigation from hauling parvo/kennel cough puppies: $187.
p. Barbie's new resume to get new job when she gets home from run: $29.95

Haha..This sounds too cute! I want to buy the pissed-off-husband at home Ken ..hahaha..

lol... God bless all the rescue people out there:)

LMAO!!!!:sidesplt: My husband tells me when things get a little more settled in his career I can get into fostering - I won't show him the Rescue Barbie!

LMAO God bless rescues! I would totally buy this Barbie and all her accessories!