Charlie would be a Night Guard. he stays up all night protecting then all day sleeping. LOL

Pistol would be a pants model. If you ask him" where's your butt " he will spin around playfully, stop and put his head and front paws down and stick his butt up in the air to show it to you. Other than a pants model I don't know what this talent would be used for. Anyone have any other ideas ? Pistol is currently employed as a lap warmer, but it is getting warmer out and he is is looking for a cooler type of employment.

LOL - I think that talent description requires a pic!

From the sound of it our babies can run the world. Fun thread! Smiles for miles :D

Drill sergeant for sure. You better not eyeball him.

Although I hate to admit it, I'm prettttttty sure Zoe would be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader or a Mavs Dancer :eek:. She's VERY athletic, with fantastic jumping ability; she's VERY friendly ;); she looks great in her clothes (and watches her calories); she enjoys bling and being a girlie girl...the list goes on.
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Miss Sassafras....definately the professional interrogater! She always looks like if she could talk she would ask more questions than a 2 year old...LOL She goes out of her way to try to tell me something and if I don't understand she looks at me like "Don't you understand Mom?" Why don't you do what I am asking???" :aimeeyork

Too funny, Teddie does this too. I'm glad to hear I am not the only one who has a dog who plays this game. :D

Smokey would be G.I. Moke. He does an "army crawl" through the house most of the time. Or he would be a clown or some sort of an entertainer.

Chip would be a taste tester or a chef. He's always "vulturing" for food like he hasn't been fed in ages.

Tibbe would be a famous actor. He is such a ham and loves to perform, steal all the scenes and be the very center of attention. If everyone is not focused solely on him, he plants his sturdy little body in the center of the room and begins to perform tricks - playing dead, play bowing, dancing(he can dance), sitting up and begging, rolling over - all the while earnestly barking and growling at one and all to stop what they are doing and watch him. He looks just like he does in my avatar, barking and growling(so cute the way he does it) while looking at you out of the corner of his eye to see if you are noticing yet. Once he's got all attention on him, he will sit his butt down so fast he sort of scoots in place, throw out his chest and pull his head back and preen, looking over his audience from one side of the room to the other, just like an Academy Award winner. If all eyes are on him and no one is talking about anything but him or talking only to him, he just keeps that little chest out and sits there and sort of wiggles in place with his butt still smack on the floor, just soaking all of the attention in. He's actually smiling with his muzzle open and just jiggling with joy but still holds his place, wiggling all over as he sits and absorbs all the props - in total Tibbe heaven. He will sit there as long as you make over him but once attention starts to wane, he's back rolling over, sitting up begging and growling - just killing himself to get all eyes and ears back on him. He is the biggest attention hog I have ever seen! He lives for attention. He would definitely have to be the hammiest actor in the world!

This thread is way too funny. The thing that each post shares are the common yorkie traits....smart, confident, sassy, brave......all of the things I read about while researching the breed & thought it couldn't be true for a little dog...now it's so much more imaginable!;)

Never had such a fun dog as a Yorkie! First Scotty, then Jilly and now Tibbe - they have all been so much fun to be around and live with. Once I found the Yorkie breed, I never owned another dog as a pet. You just can't beat 'em - they got it all!

I think Troy would be a nurse and a coach. Nurse because if you're sick he's licking you or hanging extra close to try and make you feel better. Coach because if you're working out or just out walking, he'll keep pressing you to keep going and going.

I think Chibi would be one of those product reps (think love& other drugs) he is good looking, makes all the girls feel special and is a big flirt. He also takes himself very seriously though, I think he would be a hard worker.
Molli on the other hand, I see her being a cheerleader or gymnast, shes always playing and all over the place.

Madison would be an archeologist! she loves to dig on my bed, on pillows, on the couch, on her chaise, in my laundry bags and hide her bully sticks all over my bedroom only to go back and find another spot she'll be happy with

Lucy could be a Hopice Volunteer - offering love, kindness and touch to those who need it. She loves to be close to people and they love stroking her little body.

With her EXTREMELY discerning palate - she would make a great 'taste tester' as well.

Lulu would be a Broom Killer! Everytime i get it out to sweep, she attacks it!!

This is so adorable! Makes me want to actually see it sometime! :)
And I agree about the yorkies...I think I'll want one in my life forever! They are absolutely amazing.

Well since Foxy loves everyone, and when someone knocks she thinks they are coming to see her. I guess she would be a Wal Mart greeter..hahaha

Bilbo would be a gangster. Or a secret agent like James Bond, you know kinda rogue but he gets the job done brilliantly.

My Isabella would be a nurse. DH does marine construction, and gets little cuts all over his poor legs, from nails, barnacles, etc:( Izzy will sit with him when he gets home and lick and lick on his boo-boos, awww:love:

Luna would be a princess, I think:laugh: She just wants to be in your lap, being petted and fussed over:rolleyes: She's a velcro dog and I love it!

I second that...too cute!

My "secretary, Lolita", (who is now happy that I scooted over enough on the computer chair so she can sprawl out) and I are loving reading all these posts. As mentioned by some other great posters, Yorkies just have a way of capturing your heart with their sweet, sassy, silly antics. I am so thankful to have two in my life and cannot wait until little Coco joins our loving family (nine weeks and counting...) to make it 3 wonderful pups! Thanks again for sharing! :thumbs up

Love this thread!

*Wylie would either rule the world, or, he'd be in demolition so he could remove all physical barriers in the world

*Marcel would be an ENT, but he would just focus on the nose, which is his favorite human body part

*Pfeiffer would be a Pogo Stick Performer so she could hop all day

Monkey would probably run an escort service. He doesn't think anyone should leave the house without his company!

Maddie would be in the secret service. She is all security all the time!!! She would probably double as a life guard. She loves to be out by the pool but still always on alert! LOL...

Adorable thread!!

Moka would be a Coastguard/Bay Watch Lifeguard. She loves to go out on the boat and supervise when her daddy goes fishing. With her curvy figure, she'd fill out the swimsuit quite nicely...

Mylee would be an olympic long distance runner. She's already on track for a world record. If she gets away, no one is going to catch her.

I think Rhia would be some sort of caretaker, maybe for kids! She loves checking on everyone in the house and spending a good amount of time with each of us. She also knows when we're upset. She once brought me her favorite toy and set it on my foot when I was really sad one day!

Norman could be a bathroom attendant - he 'escorts' me in and grabs at the 'TP'. When it is time to leave he leads the way out!

Ian would def be a football player. He loves to be chased, and loves to dodge you while running with a toy in his mouth.

LOL!! That is too funny! We have a bath attendant here too! I guess that would be Gidget's 2nd job if being a comedian doesn't pay the bills.