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Quote of the Day Wanna share some of your favorite doggie quotes? Here's a couple. "If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise." :D:D "Who every said money can't buy you happiness had obvisously never heard of puppies" |
One I heard recently: Money can buy you love - a dog. |
I recently read this one somewhere - maybe on someone's signature here? "A dog is man's best friend, but a little dog is a woman's constant companion." This one I have a cute crafty thing I got at a fair hanging where I feed my cats: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." I guess that's more of a "cat" quote, but I love it:D Funny one I heard: "Don't accept your dog's admiration for you as conclusive evidence that you are wonderfull" LOLLOL |
"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."--Unknown "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."--Steve Bluestone "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."--Christopher Morley "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."--Ben Williams "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."--Franklin P. Jones "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."--Phil Pastoret "Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." --Lewis Grizzard "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."--Dwight D. Eisenhower |
Martin Buxbaum said: "A dog wags its tail with its heart" |
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Edward Abbey My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The first dog is perplexed and ask. "Moo? Why did you say, 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." Morey Amsterdam A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. Anonymous |
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