Spayed and unhappy. My mommy is the meanest.
 

Herro brother and sister furbutts,

mommy hasn't been on in a long time because she is always so busy, and a week ago she got me spayed. HMP. so now i am at home and sitting on the couch with this plastic thing on my head and all i want to do is scratch my neck but i can't because of the dumb plastic thing. she took me first thing in the morning and i knew it was bad because i smelled the familiar pee pee (that was not mine!), at the doctor's office. then she LEFT ME THERE! with the strange people and they gave me all these weird medicines and next thing i know when i wake up, i got a stupid cone on my head and my belly hurts. to show my appreciation to mommy, i left her presents ALL OVER her room when she went out to buy food and supplies for me.

she was not pleased...at all. kind of mad actually. her eyes got all big and wide and she gave me that weird ugly look. but i sat there! next to my presents! and defended myself, didn't even shake like i normally do because i was proud of my presents! she didn't even punish me. i think it was because she felt bad for me. HAH.

and then...when she went to work, i rubbed and rubbed myself all over the floor to get the dumb plastic thing off and finally i DID! success! i got to my belly and tried to get that annoying itchyness and after some licking i felt better. oh, but when mommy came home...her eyes got all big again and she put me in my crate and took me back to the dumb doctor's office again!! and they did the same thing again! and gave me an even tighter plastic thing on my head. HMMMMPPPP. i tried to get it off again, but let me tell you guys, don't do it! it is not worth it to go back to the pee pee place again.

i just wanted to vent my frustrations because i know some of you guys understand what i'm going through. it's the worst thing ever! mommy is a nazi..she won't even let me jump up and down like i used ( and i can!!). she always picks me up.

yesterday she gave me that cold yucky antibiotic and shot it into my mouth. my tummy didn't like it so i threw it all up all over her bed and got her worried sick. so mommies out there, can you tell her that i'm okay? i feel much better after throwing up and all i want to eat is some boiled chicken and rice. :p and maybe some treats, but i don't think i can pull that off.

oh no! i gotta go. she's coming at me with a cotton stick thing covered with some jelly to put on my tummy. EWWW.

BYEEE.

Well bless your little heart having such a mean mommy. You tell her she better be good to you or you will keep leaving her presents.:D ( that was a great story you should be a professional writer...had me engrossed from the beginning to the end):)

Awww you poor baby! I hope next time mommy will appreciate the presents you left for her. She just wants the best for you and that's why she took you in for spay. But you have to tell you mommy that maybe a softee collar would more comfortable in case you ever need to have to wear a collar again. I hope you start to feel better soon. Hugs.

The day comes for us all when we have to wear the cone.

Is there a white square where you live? I put all my presents on my white square, and my mommy trades me treats for them.

But I know how you feel. My mommy is super-mean too. She gives me baths, cuts my nails, my fur, brushes my teeth, and a lot of times when she eats, she doesn't even share! PM me when you get better, maybe we can run away together. We can go live at my daycare.

Awww poor baby..you tell your mommy that you did not see your bum leaving presents due to the fact that you were wearing your plastic cone and it obstructed your view...therefore can not be blamed for something you did not see!!! :D

Sounds like quite the ordeal! Roxie was spayed last week and she was pretty good about not licking her suture sight, so she didn't need a collar. Right now I am just waiting to be able to bathe her because she is super stinky!

What a mean mommy! Stick jelly and white thing and pee-pee place!

missy mocha, dis gunnar..dat all sound bery geross...but i wanna tell u dat i tinks u r bery pertty. i like to jump an eat tweats to. i hopes ur tummy is bedder soon. by by 4 now.

i tell her everyday to be good to me. i wonder if she can hear me. :p

she didn't appreciate them. i have a pad to leave them on and i didn't use them because i was so mad. but i'm not as mad now. i'll let mommy know about your softee collars. they look a whole lot more comfortable than those stupid plastic cones. :)

same here! she never gives me anything from the table when she eats. that's why i go to grandma. :D

haha yea! ...but she won't buy that. she's pretty smart. boo.

oh i know! mocha started to stink up after a couple of days so i took a wet washcloth and rubbed her down for the first couple of days. and then she opened up her sutures, so...i couldn't give her a real bath for 3 weeks.

i invested in some of the detangling/freshening spray. ;)

forreal. i just now forgave her. :p

thank you. i think you're pretty cute too. :rolleyes:

Our vet was AMAZING when Morgan had her spay. She had NO pain after day 1. They sent her home with tablets as opposed to the liquid meds and loved them like they were treats. We didn't even have to use a cone because Morgan didn't scratch or lick at it at all! (Plus my husband works from home so she has 100% supervision).

Plus...that was only a week ago and Morgan is fully healed and good as new. :-)

Good luck with your puppy!

omg i agree you should publish writings! my mom wrote some short stories based on her dogs was totally cute! and the kids love them!
we got some baby onies and snipped a small hole for the tail and put those on the pup when she got spayed..helped to keep the area clean and clear of licking and chewing!

How did I miss your story Miss Mocha? Anyway, you are just too cute to treat like that and I think I should come and rescue you from your mean mommie!:D

I would have let a tarantula lay eggs in my navel to get my hands on a "softee collar" when my baby had her spay. I just didn't plan ahead. For everyone out there who is going to have one of these "precious ones" go through a neutering.......get the perfect collar ahead of time. My little one absolutely couldn't or wouldn't sleep with it on. Too stiff. So to get her to sleep.....I had to watch her like the "persian pussycat on a satin pillowcase" that she is. It was the only speed-bump to the whole operation. The way I carried on before the surgery....you would have thought she was going in for a head transplant. She is safe now and laying beside me which thrills my very soul.

Can I say that was the funniest message I have ever read! :D I just read it to my husband and we were laughing like crazy! It totally sounded like something a yorkie would say after going through all of that. I hope your baby gets better soon. I can't wait to hear what mine will say when it's her turn. hehehe :)