Wow Remy, you are soooo lucky! I NEVER get egg cheesey ham bagel!

I am mostly a good lil girl. Momma and daddy say that there is a time for barking so I rarely bark. I use actions instead. I do lots of pawing when I want something!!

When momma and daddy leave for the day, I used to get into the garbage. They have figured this out so now they put it up really high so I can't reach it. No shame in garbage picking. They throw away good stuff!

I think the worst thing I do is mix up momma's piles of laundry when she separates them!! She separates them and then I roll around in them! It is super fun and momma gets a kick out of it too!

Sorry I couldn't be more adventurous! I like all of your ideas though!! :animal-pa

My Mommy is so frustrated with me she decided to search the web today to find out if other yorkie babies were just as naughty. I heard people tell her I'd grow out of this chewing phase. Little did they know one day Mommy would have a boyfriend and not come home at night. Her pretty new place I think looks better without carpet. Everytime she leaves the house I find a new place where the carpet meets the tile to ripout seems and make carpet snow flakes...Mommy then blocks off the area...so every now and then I leave a poop under her bed even though I've been potty trained for over 8 months. Sometimes she sprays that yucky stuff on the carpet so I just wait till it dries and go at it again.

And to top it off she actually wanted to snuggle up with her bf on MY couch, so I got on his shoulder to let him know only I get to kiss Mommy. So he moved me off the couch...that's when I saw his glasses on the coffee table. Nothing ever looked so yummy :twisted: I made sure the nose piece was gone the rubber part that goes behind the ears, just for good measure I folded it in half and scratched up the lense...maybe if he can't see he will never call mommy again!

:bravo: HAHAHA Lexi that is a great idea! I used to love making carpet snowflakes too, but our house now has no carpet! How am I supposed to outrun mommy and daddy if I have no traction??? :mad:

Your ARE a little devil :lol tearsBut Mommie should know better

Mommy had no idea I had this in me. I go potty on the training pads. I eat the food she gives me. I was the perfect little princess. She took me to dog parks and montlhy yorkie meet-ups with playdates. She told me that I was the love of her life and her longest relationship. There was no mention of anyone else joining us EVER. So...just to share a new trick...I pulled all the rubber stoppers off all the door stopper, then I make that annoying spring "Boinnnnngggg" noise just for good measure when she tries to watch TV. And I like to shove my toys between the couch cushions to have an excuse to dig a hole in her couch to match the carpet. I should have been an interior decorater...and soon Mommy will learn she should have stayed single!:twisted:

Better watch out or Mommie might think you need a SISTER:eek:
to keep you company. Then you will really be in a fix:rolleyes:

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Oh, I forgot about the boooiiiinnnggg game! I love that game! You get extra points if you can get the whole boingy thing out of the wall, then play and throw it around! If you can throw it at the right angle it really flys! :thumbup: You can try to knock some pictures and stuff off the coffee table. :p I think you should put :twisted: in your signature! I love it!

Oh my gosh you naughty naughty babies! I am BANNING Kaji from the computer, I really don't want him to get more ideas on how to be naughty.

the boooiiiinnnggg game !?!?!

Wow, I've never tried THAT one, sounds very fun :)

My Crazy Mommie says this is stuck in her head and she can't get it out! She says she laughs all the time about it. You wanna know why??? Because one day I did just that. I bit her nose. Because My Crazy Mommie is getting OLD and she did not expect me to be acting like such a Puppie. You see, I am 2 and a half years old... and I am a Mommie too! But I got so happy that day and just jumped up to kiss her but I forgot cause I wanted her to see me so bad and I just grabbed her nose with my teeff. She said something I can't remember cause I don't hear that very often and she had both her hands over her face and she couldn't see me hardly at all cause her eyes started to water so bad from my teeff on her nose... she said like when she whacks her Crazy Bone in her elbow. She didn't cry because she didn't want to scare or upset me. I don't think I put any holes in her nose but the next day she looked so funny. Her nose was kind of green and black in places! I really didn't mean to hurt her. But guess what??? She still loves me. She says I'm her favorite little girl dog. I have a big sister, and she's her favorite big girl dog, and my older brother who is her favorite little boy dog! Actually I am so cute that My Crazy Mommie picks me up and kisses me all the time! And I love her too cause I follow her everywhere! I try not to bite her nose anymore, mainly because she is too stiff in the morning to bend over that far so I can reach her! And when she does bend over, she puts one hand over her nose! I licked her in the eye last week. She said that was better....

I found out that if I poop in the kitchen...the whole family comes to play! They run around and act like big yorkies---it's my new fav. I also like to bark in hotels and yell at people in stores! I think it scares them when a purse barks...I just peek out at them and laugh a little. People are easy to trick. I'm working on some of the new games you are teaching me---I think boing boing will be next....mommy willl love that.

Yes, and after you boing boing, be sure to bark like the devil, Bonnie

Hilarious!!!!