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Luigi, dis Chloe....you were a vewy bad boy ripping up your sissy's bed but I tink you're pwetty cute so I bet you could pull my special super top secret "Fool da Momma" act. It's really easy if you're as cute as us! All you do is you look at da floor and you pout REAL hard and you gotta get your eyes nice & teary and then you look up at yo Momma and she will pick you RIGHT up and tell you she sorry for being a mean Mommy! Works like a charm! :cool: Just don't let her see you smile after or she'll know you was fakin'! Quicksilver - my Mom makes me lay on one of those things too! A pink one though, cuz I'm da Pwincess! The nerve of da Mommas! *humph* :mad: |
Oh boy Luigi I know what you mean about these mama's. I am in the dog house to I chewed on the corner of my mama's bathroom cabinet. I am cutting teeth and I just wanted to bite it soooooo bad, so I did.;) Mama told me no no no and put me in my little crate. This is what you do. You put your little ears back and look really really sad and scared like you think mama is going to spank you ( which we know they really would never ever do) then you look at her with the , But mama I am just a little puppy look, cry a few tears, and when she picks you up give her that cute puppy hug and just a couple tiny kisses. (Not to many or she will think you are happy) then lay your little head up against her neck and sniffle. I promise you Mama will have you back in the living room with her and sister in a heartbeat;) Works like a charm little bud. |
:lol tearssome of these replies are brill |
Luigi, Luigi, ya gotta lern the tricks of gettin ur mamma/pappa to melt, it doesn't take mus effirt either.....I have just figured out that when iz drop my tenis ball on the side of the sofa between it and myz crate and stand on the arm of the sofa and bark that my mamma won't come res q my ball anymore,,quess she's just geting tired of always gettin it, but it iz just soooooooo much fun to drop it there :animal36....well now I just go in my crate, stick my head out and give this pityful look :cry8: and a few wimpers....works like a charm :thumbs_up she melts and gives in everytime and fetches my ball for me :happyboun |
Luigi, do you want to run away together? I say we ride the trains together and see the country. The only thing is that I am scared of cats, so if we see any, you will have to take care of them. |
Hi its Luigi Grammy and me had a long talk:D. She told me how much she loves me :ittykiss: and that she is not angry at me. She said she knows I am only a puppy and I like to chew things. (When Bella was little she chewed the corner of her dresser and TV stand.) We are going to go find a knew bed for my sister Bella and if she finds a good one for me I can get one too :winky:. So I don't really need a new family. I think I love the one I have. I'll let you know how it goes, if I am going to stay here or pack my doggie bag and go:aimeeyork. But for now I'm stayin !!! :yay_jump: |
Hi Weegie, dis is Toto! U poor liddle boy, u can come live wid us! Vewwy nex time you do a bad ting, an u no u will, u jus call an we will be wight ober to pick u up! Yippeee .... I mite get a brudder!! :thumbup::thumbup: Luv, Toto:animal-pa |
:eyeballpc :eyetearss This thread is HILARIOUS!!! |
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