A little pet humor to brighten your day! PetsThe following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, bysome miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your pawunder the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the otherdog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (not true but funny) (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children |
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i cannot express this ENOUGH!!!!! My dog licks faces GET OVER IT!!!! It's HER HOUSE NOT YOURS!!! :grin2::dribble: |
LOL....same here. I have the kissiest dogs....deal with it. I love them for their affection. |
I love this post!!! My roommate always complains about Layla licking her. She always tells everyone "She's an okay dog if she could stop licking!" and everyone always replies "She's a DOG" ... At least I've finally found a guy who doesn't mind sloppy morning kisses from my furry adopted daughter :D |
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They're alarm clocks. LOL |
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Love this post!!!!! thanks for sharing it!!!!! |
This is SO funny and true! I love it! :D:D |
That's great..thanks for the laugh! :D |
Too cute, thanks for sharing :) |
bump this please |
This was GREAT! If only my three would accomodate me on my queen size bed life would be great! |
I saw this posted a while ago here on yorkietalk. No matter how many times I read it, it does brighten my day. |
Thanks! This made my day!!!! |
so cute, sooo funny, soooooo true i love animals more than people |
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