An Open Letter to SophieKate Dear SophieKate, This is me your Mommy writing, SophieKate we need to talk. As much as I love you (and I do love you) we need to come to an understanding on a few things. 1. SophieKate, you are a Terrier not a Spaniel - what this means is you do NOT have to walk through every mud puddle. 2. You do NOT need to play in the water running along the curb. as Spring approaches you will see this often, it is okay if you take a quick gander but when it is pouring and we are getting drenched make it just that...a gander. 3. Mom would prefer if you would poop outside, as we have discussed. Now with the rainy season approaching you need to keep this in mind, poop outside on regular scheduled walks. 4. Also SophieKate when you see a flock of Canadian Geese flying over head "honking" that is not a call of the wild for you take off and chase them-- honest. Also remember attached to that other end of that leash is me, the Homeowners Association does not appreciate me running down the sidewalk at 5:00 am yelling your name. I understand you have Spring fever, we all do SophieKate but every incident listed above happened between the hours of 4:00 am and - 7:00 am today. As I sit here watching you nap on your warm, fuzzy fleece in your "cool" puppy crate I am reminded again how much I love you. Let's hope this nap is a "reboot" to your day and not just a rest between our next big adventure outside. Thank you for your time SophieKate. Love, Mommy (the person who gives you treats) |
Oh, I love it! These little ones are so lively and can be such little mischief-makers. |
:lol tears :eyetearss :lol tears SophieKate, you are blessed to have a mommy with a sense of humor considering what you put her through.:D:D:D |
SophieKate....sounds like mommy got up on the wrong side of the bed. Tell her she needs a nap. THEN remind her that she is in this world to take care of YOU & ALL of YOUR needs. Also tell her that if she is NOT up to the task....well, then she can just send you to my house!:eyetearss |
OMG I am laughing so hard!!!!:yelrotflm |
:rofl28ib: That is so funny! But I probably shouldn't laugh, who knows what Noelle might decide to do. |
lol That is funny! :p I'm glad you have a good sense of humor, considering what she put you through! :D:D:D:D |
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Dear Mommy - I love you too! You are the best mommy in the whole world. I am happy to have the opportunity to clear up a few things: 1. Mud puddles - if I don't walk through them, who will? I'm sad to hear that you do not take this responsibility as seriously as I do. It's not that I enjoy mud puddles. It is the principle. 2. Running water - we are already wet, what's in one more stream going to do? 3. Why do you get to poop inside and I don't? This seems discriminatory. 4. I'm glad you brought this up, because we need to discuss this whole "leash" idea. I'm not sure who told you that I need to be on a leash, but I assure you, I do not. Think about it - with no leash, I would be able to chase the geese, and your arm would not get yanked. Doesn't this make more sense for both of us? I'm looking forward to having lots more fun with you once I've recharged a little bit. By the way, there is no need to store the treat box up on the counter. Please place it on the floor, opened. I promise I will only eat as many as necessary. I love you! I love you! I love you! Love, SophieKate |
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Oh, theses letters are so darling! You all should write novels. |
oh God, thats just way too cute, poor mommy, you need a big kiss from Sophiekate LOL |
great post ..SophieKate you sound as if you enjoy the water.:D Lottie also thinks she is a spaniel , when we go to the beach she is always runnning into the water.:animal-pa |
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I wish I had y'all imagination...I'd be way more fun!:p |
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