| orinskye | 02-07-2005 10:44 PM |
Not funny
Some of you might find this funny.......... but i did NOT think it was humorous...... It seems my fiance was messing with teh bathroom lock when he was doing his buissness and then left for work....... my habit is to shut the bathroom door when im done that way toby doesnt go and pee on teh bathroom floor...... THE FRICKEN MAN (no offense to the men on this board) FORGOT TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!!!!! so ....... when i did have to go to the bathroom ...... the door is locked .......FROM THE INSIDE!!!!!!!! toby (my yorkie) thought this was a grand game put on for his amusement...... as i am dancing and doing the "pee pee dance" you usually get with preschoolers toby is "dancing" right beside be wondering what all the fuss was about.... so... im trying to PICK THE LOCK on this bathroom door (coincidentally i used to be pretty good at this........ but my skill has left me somewhat and it took me a couple minuits to get the door unlocked.... i used to do it in under thirty seconds...lol..... dont ask).... so.... let me elaborate the picture here.... i am dancing around trying to FIND something to pick the lock with ( i did it with a nail..... hehe..... maybe my skill isnt so off after all) AND trying to pick the lock itself... Toby is jumping up and biting my pajamashe got hold of the hem on my pjs and pulled them down somewhat..... then i lost balanced and tripped over the little devil..... and after i fell flat on my face (right near a pile of poo, lucky i didnt land in it...) toby stands on my knee and gives me the most develish look i ever saw.... he even did teh "elvis lip"!...... What a nightmare....... if he wasnt so small i swear HE locked the darn door :cool: | 