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Husband for Adoption - LOW rehoming fee

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Husband for adoption - low rehoming fee
My husband said it's him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn't steal the covers, so I'm keeping the dog.

Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, isn't house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn't much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn't always do them? But he knows those commands, don't let him try to convince you he doesn't. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED. I'd be happy to help pay for the neutering.

Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can't get anywhere near what I've got in him back. Comes with 49'ers T shirt, large flat screen tv, and a big truck but only the T shirt is paid for.

Serious inquiries only! :D

LOL :thumbup:

This made my day! I guess we all feel like this somedays! LMAO

HILARIOUS! :yelrotflm

lol! That was funny! :p

Is he fom PA? must be related to my hubby

Take a look at this one!! posted by a marine Lejeune Yard Sales - Camp Lejeune, North Carolina

haha... Is that for real..LOL :D

ROFL what a hoot!

Love it, Love it, Love it. I read it to my hubby. He got a laugh out of it as I did. lol

Too funny....I love to read the "Best of Craig's List" when I need a good laugh..

SOOO FUNNY!!!!! thank you for sharing! :thumbup:

That was too funny. I showed my hubby, and said see what could happen to you if your not good.

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thats funny... I have to tell ya thats an honest wife most comes with nothing

loved it :D

It is a cloudy , gloomy , rainy day here in California ... I am a little bored today, so I decided to be entertaining... Enjoy :D

You made my day! What is it with the men in our lifes. There are just those days when......... and today is one of them!:animal-pa

OMG, I'm still wiping my eyes! I haven't laugh this hard in a long time!! Thanks for sharing!

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!! That's just too good, that wife has it going on!!!
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That is hilarious! I laughed all the way through and am still smiling. Thank you!

OMG that was 2 funny. I sent a copy to my hubby in Iraq..

Loved it!!!

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OMG too funny!

Sounds like mine!! Everytime he says it, I say see ya!! I told him it's been almost 30 years with him and 8 months with Baron!! I choose Baron everytime and he's not housebroken and wears a Belly Band. Hubby is housebroken and does not wear a belly band. Then again he's only going to be 53...You never know!!!LOL I believe this is my 700th post!!!! YAY...:woof::clapsmile:yay_jump::hearts6::cheers:: ghug::2party::bighug::woof: