ok i dunno what i was thinking when i typed that...hehe..i meant to say that i am glad he is doing better...hehe

THANK YOU ALL for being here and showing me the SUPPORT and CARING that really helped me through this HORRIBLE scare.
Now................... when I have more time I have THE FUNNIEST/MOST EMBARASSING story to share with you ALL. Trust me, I AM/will be embarassed BUT I can take it. You will BUST YOUR GUTS laughing AT/WITH me.
Soooooooo ....... STAY TUNED FOLKS :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well, here it is the day after my last post and it would appear that I wasn't keeping anyone in suspense. LOL LOL LOL
Anyhow... here is my EMBARASSING story to make you all SMILE or LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY OVER.
It was the night before our Thanksgiving. Last Sunday/early Monday morning.
I had a house full of guests coming the next afternoon. I was up preparing desserts, cleaning the house and chopping things up for dinner. Earlier that afternoon little Ceasar had spit up some foamy white/clear stuff. Not much but enough to cause me some worry. Hubby thought he may have just eaten some grass or something. He wasn't feeling very well, and with me being up so late preparing everything he wasn't sleeping very well. He is used to having me in bed WITH him and Taylor. So I made him a nice warm hot water bottle to comfort him. He LOVED that and snuggled right up to it. I was happy and went back to my preparations for the following day's festivities. LOL Well, at 4:00 am Ceasar came out and ASKED me to PLEASE come to bed. Which I OF COURSE did. I went in and lied down with him. He rolled over for a belly rub. I started to rub and then it happened !!! I FELT a chicken bone IN HIS TUMMY !!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. This CAN'T be !!!!!!!! My hubby had just fallen asleep at 2:30 and I didn't want to wake him up. I fretted and worried and looked up some info on the computer trying to come up with a solution. I wrestled with the notion of calling the EMERGENCY Vets office where we had taken Ceasar the other night when he was CHOKING on a chicken bone. I KNEW he couldn't possibly pass that bone I felt in his tummy. I decided to wake hubby up before calling the vet. I told him that I was worried and had felt a chicken bone IN Ceasars tummy. He jumped up and ran to check him. He felt all around and said "Lori, I don't feel anything in there." I said it is right THERE. You can't miss it. I showed him the spot and he then said........ ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS ??? He said that was just his PARTS !!!!! I said then, (now remember that I am extremely, EXTREMELY upset at this point, and just had an hour and 15 minutes of terrible worry thinking Ceasar was looking at surgery or WORSE) So, I said Why does it FEEL like a Chicken bone ??
Hubby says "THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A BONE." CEASARS BONE !!! I didn't believe him for a minute or so. I said DO YOU PROMISE ME that that is all it is ??? I had convinced myself that Ceasar had another piece of chicken bone stuck in his system. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hubby then chuckled at me and assured me that he was a PERFECTLY HEALTHY MALE DOG !!!!!!!!! Oh guys, HOW EMBARASSING is THAT ??? I am so relieved that I didn't call the vet or worse RUSH HIM THERE AGAIN AT 170 KM/H like we had to do just 3 nights before. Can you imagine paying EMERGENCY prices only to find out that I have a healthy MALE dog with MALE parts ???? !!!!! ???? I think that story should be published SOMEWHERE. What a time I have had lately.
Anyhow, our Thanksgiving the next day was the BEST on I have had in a VERY long time. I had SO MUCH to be thankful for and shared that day with both sides of the family. Inlaws as well as my own. :D Thanks for reading my SCARY/EMBARASSING/HILARIOUS story............ Poor Ceasar. I HAD to apologize to him for being a PERVERT and disturbing him while he was TRYING to get some SLEEP !!!!!!! :sidesplt:

how funny is that!

That is sooo funny!!

Just seeing this. How funny is that!:yelrotflm
I glad Ceasar is doing well. I know how scared you must have been both times.:eek:

Thank you for not BEATING my up guys. LOL
I appreciate your kindness. :D
What a story. I wonder if anyone can beat THAT ????

LOL that is too damn funny! I loved it!

By the way, I write little stories for our Courts Newsletter. You know, just funny personal things. I wrote one about last Christmas time, and me trying to pet sit to make some extra money. The court personell got a good chuckle out of it. Maybe your company or affiliation has something like that where you could publish it. It is worth reading for sure...very funny!

HA HA HA, Thank you Xaleia for your suggestion and your comments. :D

I work at the Post Office and they don't have any sort of newsletter type thing to share my story. Thank you for the idea though. Over the years I have teased my sister that I should write a book about all of the hilarious and or embarrassing moments of my life. TRUST ME, I have had enough to fill a few pages of a good book. LOL I am not afraid to laugh at myself which is a GOOD THING if you are me. LOL :D :D :D ;) :animal-pa :rolleyes:

Im so glad you puppy is ok!!! my name is ceaser by the way!!LOL!!!

Ha ha ha,
COOL NAME !!!!!
Thank you for your comment. :D :D :D

I'm sure glad he is OK and all male! That was too funny.
One of our little boys went to someone that never had a male dog. He was about 8 months old when she called me crying so hard I couldn't understand her. After I calmed her down she said "Winston's insides are coming out" I asked if it was where his penis is and she said yes!
I laughted then explained the birds and bees of dogs to her.
I sent her pictures freom the internet so she would believe me.

LOL, I am sure glad that I am not the ONLY one who has mistaken ALL MALE parts for something HORRIFYINGLY SCARY !!!!
Thank you for sharing that story with me. I feel better now. :D :D :D
Thank you for sharing in our happiness that Ceasar is HEALTHY and HAPPY and here for a VERY, VERY LONG TIME. :D :D :D

Wow..before going to work for the Courts, I too worked the postoffice! LOL

Hey print up your story and pass it out . Maybe call it your little Chuckle page and make it a quarterly thing..haha

I've been told the same. I've been told I should write a book of my life and experiences, that I would make a fortune. LOL I think people would think I was a nut case! Oh wait..maybe I am. I will post my story for you all to get a little laugh..... I'll name it....................... Making money for Christmas......

OH MY GOSH!!!! How scary for you and your hubby!!!!! Thank goodness Caesar is ok!! These little babies are soooooooo quick to get ahold of things...it's almost impossible to watch them every second of the day!! Noone can fault you for that!!!!!

Thankfully he's ok...and hopefully your hearts will slow down a bit too!!