Something to make you laugh... This made me laugh, thought it might do the same for some of you! > The Purina Diet > > I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Walmart and > was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? > > Duh? > > On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. > Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital > the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive > care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is > to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every > time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was > going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind > her. > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food > poisoned me? > > I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car > hit me. > > I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he > staggered to the door laughing. > > Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply, > laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. > > Have a good day, with lots of smiles! |
That is too funny! |
lmao, I love it :yelrotflm :yelrotflm |
HAHA Made me laugh and pee a little! :p just kidding. |
Thank you I needed that laugh. |
Oh that was to funny. I laughed out loud! Thanks for the laugh. |
Too funny. Thanks for sharing. |
Rofl!!! Tfs! |
:D:lol tears:lol tears:rolleyes: |
Thanks for sharing that story, it really made me laugh.........:D |
:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears That was very funny |
Hahaha! Cute story. Thanks for sharing.:sidesplt: |
Hahaha I like that! |
Omg That was too funny. haha |
Thank you for sharing the Purina Diet -it was a hilarious story that made me laugh out loud and make a quick dash to the bathroom! It came at a good time - I've had a long hard day and needed to read something funny! |
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