We Need A New Mommy!
 

dis is Tumi and Gracie..we needz a new momma..cuz our momma is a meanie..she took away our toyz and bullie stix away cuz we were kinda figting over da same toy and da stix. her said we were bratz and gave us a time out! we dun't like herz no more..we need new momma! we packed our baggies and we r weady to move out of da house! herz said we were bad cuz her gave each of us bully stix but we wanted da same onez..so we started barking at each otder and momma said it was only 7am and dat we were bratz. hers is sooo cruel! she eben told our daddie not to give us any yummies til we behave..soooo mean..our daddie actually listened! what da hack! his is our daddi and we are his princesses! we ish weally weally looking for a new homez! oh dan she said we is bad cuz we woke up at 5am todaz and then we kinda chewed on her laptop power cord..we ain't dat bad..anyone wanna take us in? we is cutz!

Awww I DO I DO, :D :D so presious, how can mommy be mad at you 2:p

Awww you little angels can come and stay with Kassie and I since your momma is so mean. I wake Kass up every morning around five so you wont get in trouble for getting up too early.

oh, you poor little babies!! You just come on over to my house & I'll give you lots of yummies!! Look at your pretty little faces, how could your mommy call those faces brats!! LOL!!

I'm sure you could go live any where, but you sure would miss your wonderful mommy and daddy. You just have be good and don't chew on the power cord to the lap top...how are we suppose to hear about all the stuff you do if the cord is ruined?? Be good and I'm sure you'll get your toys and bully sticks back in no time.

Tumi and Gracie, here's what you do, now ya have to do it exactly this way and if you do, your Mommy will be really sweet and nice to you and probably give you all your toys and treats back. Now, first, climb up in her lap, once you're up there, hang your head really, really low and put on the most pitiful face you've ever made, make sure to whine a lil when you do this as well, it works wonders. After you do that, she should look at you with an oh so broken heart look in her eyes. Once you see that look, IMMEDIATELY tilt your head sideways and take a paw and toss it up over your eyes to hide them. Hold it there for a second and by now, she should be like putty in your paw paws. Now, this is VERY IMPORTANT, after you do all this and she's like putty in your paw paws, stand up on her lap and take one paw paw and stretch it up to her face and gentle lay it on her cheek and then kiss her right on her nose! WHA LAH! Your Mommy will no longer think your bratz, she'll be showering you with hugs and kisses and telling you how much she loves you;) Now, once she does that, RUN to where your toys and treats are, do a lil dance and I bet she gives you your toys back AND more treats, hehehe. Good luck, you'll have to let me know if this worked. Lil Miss Maggy May does it to me and it works EVERY TIME!;)

otay! we wil trie dat!

awwww mommy isnt mean she just tired and needs her coffee lol..u girls have to get along and be good mommy is just trying to teach to share and be good to one another...be good grls im sure mommy will be in a better mood just give her alil coffee time lol

Poor Tumi and Gracie. You little girlls need to learn to get along, Life is way too short to spend it fighting (unless of course you like to fight :D).

If it gets too bad there, you can move south and live with Chattie's hood.

Oh, you will fit right in with us....and we don't live far either(if I remember correctly & ur n Alexandria)...just over the WW bridge in So. Maryland....we will pack in our little barbie convertible and come get you..then it'll be 5 cute little fur-hotties with hair blowin in the wind!!!!

So tell mama she'd better be nice!

aw, you girls can come live here with me and morgan. there are so many toys here you'll never have to fight. plus we have bully stix and beef tendons to chew on. yum!

How about a vacation to the UK? Pixie could do with some playmates..;)

tanks for all da offer! we are considering sum offers..we hab lots of toyz too but we jus want da same one..is dat bad?

oh we wub da idea of riding in a barbie convertible!! see...our momma doesn't even buy us one!! hers ish sooo selfish!:D i tink it's child abuse!

LOL......This thread is soooo funny...poor deprived babies!:p

Hey Gwacie & Tumi-

Dis is Webel. Me n my sista Lucy know aw abot mean Mommies! Ouwahs is mean too. But she don't call us bratz, shee calls us wittle heathens:rolleyes:

I chewwed up her shooes that she weahs to wadda 'robics and she frew a fit! I gotta time out n no tweets wast nite:eek:

When u find a new Mommie pweeze wet me know. I'm steel considwing wunnin' away too.

Wuv,
Webel

oh...we wub to hab british fiends!! we wub the accents!

Tumi & Gracie,

U gurls r so funnie! I do dat all da time wiff Gabby and my mommy gets so mad at me. I hab to hab all da toys n tweets to myself eben tho I is 'posed to share wiff her - I gets put in da time out too. But den I wook at mommy wiff my big, sad brown eyes and she melts (wike putty in my paws). She still make me share wiff Gabby. Do what others have said and just wook at her with sad faces, wick her on da nose wiff wots of kisses, and u should get ur stuff back. Works wike a charm I tewl ya! Oh, and dis wook works eben when u just want some lovin' and to be held:) Mommy says I hab mastered dis wook - what I always wanted, to be da master...hehe!

U friend,
Gage

Tumi & Gracie,

I'm glad your baggies are packed,, all you have to do now is get to the airport and catch a plane to South Africa. CoCo and Coffee will be waiting for you.
They can't wait to let you have a turn on their pool toys. If you change your mind, don't worry , next time your mommy is mean, you'll know just what to do.



Sheilagh

:lol tears You babies just made my day. How funny:animal-pa

otay..we made up ourz minds..we need new momma..we fought again and she gave us time outz again..helpz..child abuse!

oh poor babies... that is abuse.. we will send the rat pack to save you :)

Wisten here Gwacie and Tumis, U two bedder be good. I see yur mommy is is moving to NYC. I know you weally do wub her, yu just want some sympafy don't yu. But if yu are nawty, yur mommy may not take yu wif her to NYC! Dat wud be awful! :eek:

My mommy is mad at me too cayse I chewed up her tiny ceramic fwog! :( She is mad at me but she sayed "Tink, you could have gotten hurt really badly if you had swallowed that frog or the frog foot layin' there on the floor!" So, see, she was scared for me. I wub my mommy wots eben do she is mad at me. Yu do too don't yu? I know yu do! Sp be good otay?!:)

Yur fwend Tink