Young, single and ready to mingle....
 

Ok mommy dunt know that I am on her laptop or she will yell at me. She says I am forever hitting keys that I am not supposed to touch (why are they there if I am not supposed to touch them?) maybe she should put them some place else...but I snuck on to see if anyone had any more of those things she likes forcing me to wear so I can try and erase those ones.

We was reading these things called balentines postings yesterday and I asked mommy what that was and she told me I am a little girl and don't need one of those yet....but mommy has daddy and I think she is not being fair. I told her I dunno want any babies to give me them stretchy marks like she has on her belly...ick and I like my boobies nice and firm and not saggy. Plus I don't think I wanna have anyone running behing me screaming "MA" at me.

I was just wondering if someone would like to be my balentine. I would like a friend that I can share crazy jokes with about our mommies. Mommy said sometimes that a balentine might try to get to different bases with me...I don't understand her and her silly talk.

Ooh jeeeze...got to run and pretend to sleep she is singing that song that gets me in trouble....she said I was stinky from rolling in the dirt.

Gonna send a picture so you can see what I look like in one of these damn things she keeps shoving on me and messing up my wild child look.

aww so cute

Sweetie your mommy is right. Your too young to have a balentine.
I am not going to let Buddy see this thread. "YOUR JAIL BAIT":p

She is very cute, love the dress

Thanks for the laugh...hey we grow 7 years for every 1 human so I am technically almost 3 1/2.

So cute
 

Too cute....I will be my baby's balentine.... he is too young for that stuff, he is still a mama's boy...trying to rebel but guess what im the boss...

Women, no matter what the age, always have to have the last word:animal36

LOL...she is a mouthy stubborn little girl.

oh hunny! You are too cute (and too young for a "balentine" ):p Enjoy your life for a while w/o men........ ahhhh the glory days;)

But a balentine is nice to have....I need a buddy to make jokes about mamma when she doesnt' know I am on here...he he.

Charlie would love to tackle you, but he's too yound too. Maybe ina few years :cool:

Sending tiny hugs to charlie....it's nice to have little people friends like me. We have seen a couple other yorkies in the park but they are way bigger than me.

She is too precious for words!:p

aww how adorable!!! She is too cute!!

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.. I needed it:)

Glad we could help...sadly no one wants to be my sunny balentine...so I guess I will just have to share my puppy kisse with the unsuspecting stupid cat....She is no fun at all...she won't even talk to me.

hahahah.. If Kayah were a boy she'd be your Balentine..

I'm sure SoMEONE will be your balentine.. and if not, well then who needs 'em.. you're better off alone..

Kayah's 2 and she said she doesn't want a Balentine

UUUUhhhhh, my names Rocco and I tink you are SUPER cute. I'm kinda a youngsta but i wud weally wike to be u balentine. If u okay wit younga men then i'm okay wit it.

XOXOXOXOXO, Rocco

Does Rocco speak with a NY accent? Thats how I read it LOL


Bella and Coco are both to young for valentines too... your not alone

Rocco...
 

You are right for a TX dog he speaks very New Yorkie......

What a precious little girl! Too sweet!:) :) :) :thumbup:

Aww,she's a doll baby!!! ;)

awww so cute.