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I'm Tellin' I'm tellin' on my mommie, bad bad mommie! she gaves me a baff dis mornin' & I not like it- I not like it one bit! den she breengs out dis crazy c-traption that blows off my hair off me wittlle bitty head. I know she tanks I'm her pwincess but I need help from evryone my fweends here pweese pweese tell my mommie to join the durty kid club ASAP!! |
don't worry. my mom and her sister tag-teamed me last night for a teeth-brushing, bath, blow-drying, and combing extravaganza. i wasn't very happy at all! i'm just 13 weeks old tomorrow - just a little kid! the only thing i like is how soft my hair is. but that's all! hehe |
my momma gives me a baf all de time. i be gud but i don wike it. when she dun i roll awl over de rug and git dat smell off me |
I knows what yous mean, my momma is awways makin me git da baff and I no wike it eithwer. She uses dat ting dat bwoes da hair off of me too and I hate it. I move my head all round and she just holds it still on me so I can'ts move it nemore. I wike it betta witout a baff |
You sound so precious, mommy just wants you to be clean and beautiful.:D :littleang |
It is me, Susanah. My mommy gives me the bath all the time too. I fight and cry and even spit my treats out at her. Being dirty and stinky is the best way to be! I like the blow dryer though. It is warm and feels good, 'cept I don't like it on my face. You know what is worse than the bath part? When she sprays this stuff called con-dish-ner on me. I hate that stuff and I wiggle and wiggle but it doesn't work. She just makes daddy hold me while she sprays away. After a bath and that con-dish-ner stuff I always pretend like I have to go potty so she will take me outside and I can roll all over the grass and get stinky again! Sometimes my mommy will say, "Poopanut you smell like a doggie!" Well, I don't know what a doggie is but if it stinks I sure do wanna be one! |
OH' NO' dis don't sound good, hope my mommie don't find out bout' dis toof-brushin stuft & get no i'dears. CON-DISH-NER?? dat sounds turrible!! next time I think i'm juss gonna pway possum on her, datta trix her!!! |
dis ish tumi and gracie. our mommie and daddie give us a bath everrry sunday! weee dunt like it! they areee meannnieeess.. we want to be dirtttyyyyy. we just got da bath last nitez! and they blow dried us! wee smell good now but wee hate dis! lets all be extra dirtttyyy for our parentz!!! oh wee forgot, they brush our teeth every dayz too. humph!! we dunt think itz nice. |
This is Magic.... I run and hide when I hear the word "bath"......but mommy always finds me!! But I do not have it as bad as my brothers...because they are show doggies, they get baths and conditioning and put in oil twice a week....poor things! If the bath is not bad enough, before it even starts my mommy decides to "groom" me and she uses those noisy trimmers for my ears, hiney, and private area....and then uses those scary scissors for my face and feet. And then I have to get my bath and have to be dried with that dryer that I do not like ....and then all the brushing and putting up my hair.....it just never seems to stop! |
Cooper was just given a bath and is being quite pathetic. He is curled in my lap (to keep warm) and pleading with me to NEVER do that again! |
This is Wucy & Webel!! Our Mommy gab us a baff las nite and we frrew a fit! She did that blowin' thing and Webel hid fum her. He got beside the cab'net an she hadda reach waaaaay back dere to git 'im. I wus so pwoud ob him:) When she started on me, I wooked at her soooo pitful and made her feel sowwy for me. She says I make her want to cwy! I say GOOD - den weave me awone and wet me be dutty!! |
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