Dear Yorkie Friends
 

It is me, Susanah.

Guess what I did today! I went outside and I found this really cool thing to play with. It was good and stinky too. My mommy called it a "Eeeeeeeek!" and my daddy called it a "dead wizard". I don't know which one of those is right but it sure was a neat toy.

You know what happened next? I learned two new words. They are big words too. The first word is unruly. I had to look it up in the dictionary 'cause that is what Mommy said I was being in the bathtub. It means that I wiggled a whole lot and wouldn't hold still even when Mommy telled me to. The other word I learned is unceremoniously. I found that word while I was lookin' up unruly. That word describes how my Mommy dumped my butt in the bathtub. She just told me I stinked real bad and PLOP! there I went into the bathtub.

I had to get not one, but TWO baths. One regular one to get the stink off, and the other one was with something called a conditioner. It isn't the same as the air conditioner. It is this creamy stuff that looks like yogurt only you can't eat it. It tastes real yucky and will make you very sick. I had to get it on account of having the heat on in the house is making my hair dry and I got something called split ends. Havin' your ends split is real bad. It makes you have to get the conditioner.

I just wanted to warn all my friends about Eeeeeeek dead wizards and split ends. I don't want what happened to me have to happen to you.

Your friend,
Susanah xoxo

:yelrotflm Poor baby!

;) ahhh but its good to be cleeeeeeeeeean!

ewww i don't like lizards.

I had to get a bath Sunday. Cause mommy and daddy took me to the beach and they let me play in the sand and the water. Well mommy said I smelled like a shrimp, what ever that is. I thought I smelled just fine. I just hope I dont have to do that everytime I go to the beach. Mommy took A picture of my face so ill put it on for you to see.

That happened to me when I went to the beach one time too! Only that time I was glad to get a bath 'cause I had that sand stuff in places that didn't feel real good.

A shrimp is this funny looking thing that lives in that big water at the beach. I guess they stink only to mommies. I liked the way I smelled too.

oh boy do we know that look lacey loves to dig in sand grrrr. i cant even say how many baths she had durring the summer lol

What is up with the mommies and the smelly thing? I thought taking a bath in the ocean was a good thing. Mommy got happy when I got in the water. Ill fix her though. Ill find something that smells really good and Im going to go roll all over in it. HEHEHE

Oh, Susanah!!

:lol tears :lol tears :lol tears

Id like to know what in the world they are digging for. There is nothing in there. Iv looked to make sure there wasnt something to hurt her and nothing was there. I tryed to tell her she was a girl and girls didnt do things like that. Yeah right!!

LMAO! cute!

Thank you for telling us! We will try to avoid all Eeeeeeeks so we don't have to have the conditioner. I think mommy calls us unruly sometimes too. I thought it was Tbone's middle name, hmm. I couldn't look it up in a dictionary because all of mommas books are in different languages. I don't read italian that well. Keep us informed with the hints! We gotta keep up with the times!

Love!
Tina

I swear I don't know how she managed to find that lizard. It was GROSS! I bathed her and brushed her teeth twice. She was having a good time with that stinky, nasty thing. Yuck!

hehe dead wizards :) I bet you look real pretty now that your all clean!

woweee, ya sure gots a wot ob sand on yur facey... no wunder yu hab ta hab a baff ,,,,