Has anyone heard a good dog joke?
 

I'm not quite sure if this post belongs here but "Fun" sounded like a good place to start. Has anyone heard a good dog joke? We have lawyer jokes, dumb blond jokes, even men of the cloth have taken a jab or two. But what about dogs? Or breeders? How about, "You know you're a breeder if......? Or maybe, "What do you get when you cross a dog and it's owner?" Come on, make us laugh! Give it a try! Let's have some fun! :yelrotflm


DJ

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

Chachi,

You get an A plus!!! He stole the show? I was laughin' pretty hard until I started to itch!

Thanks for making us smile.

DJ

:lol tears

TALKING DOG FOR SALE

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a YORKIE sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the YORKIE replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The YORKIE looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
Jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."

The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too!"

LDenise,

Thanks for making me smile today!!! Like the gentleman who ran the inn, I think I prefer dogs. Although, the people who are owned by them are pretty cool, too.

Many smiles.
DJ

Ditto the above........I wish we could take our furbabies more places......I would rather be in their company then most of the people I have been around!

Great jokes.......thanks everyone for sharing!!!