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Advice for Women! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 14. Sadly, all men are created equal. :eek: |
AMEN Sister! :thumbup: |
You're never too old to laugh at good humor! I loved it! |
very good thread, very true also :thumbup: |
HAHA ..>i love it! i need to copy it for all my sister friends! |
As one of the few guys here I just want to say....... that was pretty funny :) But hey you women aren't perfect either ;) |
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