A little bit of show humor Hope no-one is offended by this:
Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some "Quality Time" with him instead. Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to do but push on without her.
Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around the vendors & busy grooming her dog. "Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
"I drove all night and got in early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair when my husband came up behind me & put his hands over my eyes & said,"honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he was wearing nothing but skin. He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!!
Never get between a woman and her dog show. |