My experience with breeding today! GROSS! I went to a friends house to help her dogs breed today. She was using her mom's stud who is beautiful but just a little on the porky side. He was pretty short, short bodied, great coat, topline...EVERYTHING. Anyway, he was sold by another breeder because he wasn't a good performer. Well, let me tell ya something. What happened today totally SHOCKED ME! He tried and tried and would just get tuckered out. So my friend suggested that I stimulate him while she holds Angel until he gets good and ready. So here I am, taking care of business and all of a sudden, he "grew" in size. :eek: I take a look because my hand feels a little wet and I exclaim, "THE RAW SAUSAGE IS OUT!!!" I believe that he relieved himself on my hand because it was all wet and some dripping down my finger. :embarasse GROSS!!! I washed my hands with anti-bacterial soap and told my friend to take those dogs to a vet and have them do an A.I. Needless to say, he wanted to take a nap after that episode. :rolleyes: |
LOL! I don't think that was pee on your hand! :eek: :D |
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Txshopper, you are one heck of a friend. :D |
:eyetearss :eek: I am so glad I was not in your shoes today. He liked you better than the female. :lol tears :lol tears LMAO |
OMG there should have been a warning on this one. I was eating. Note I said WAS :lol tears I dont think it was love though hahaha at least on his part. Maybe lust. :) |
Ew. Just one more reason to hate the red rocket and doggie sex. ;) |
Ewwwww that's gotta be the most disgusting thing I've read in a long time... (Insert gagging smily here) |
That is the most hilarious at the same time most disgusting thing ever! what a riot it was I bet! |
wow i hope you're not married. i wonder what your husband would think? lol it was love at first sight. |
HAHAHAHAHA that is so gross it is downright funny! I have tears in my eyes and my husband is looking at me like I am crazy..... I think I would still be washing my hands....... That is a story you will tell time and time again and laugh everytime! And anyone who doesn't like dogs will look at you like your nuts! |
Just one more reason I'll never breed. Eeeeeww! It makes me want to go wash my hands right now. |
It happens...I guess nothing about dogs can gross me out.LOL |
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