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Originally Posted by yorkietalkjilly

Moonshine! That's the word for that hot liquor they say burns so bad and will knock you out! I would find some of that and be guzzling it like milk! I seriously would have to leave home until every single access under the foundation or anything was cemented up, the attic sealed off completely with lord knows what and then still I would be mainlining hard liquor & pills until some psychiatrist could fix me somehow. Man oh man. To see something like that on your porch has got to ruin your year! It is so good you have a man living there and you can just stick to him like glue 24/7 in case you hear or see anything. He would have to wear me like a sweater after seeing the ex-jumpsuit of whatever used to be in that!!!!!!!! And please, man, do not call whatever came from that charming length of horror a HOUSE snake and expect me to stay married to you!!!!!! If you are going to house me where something like that hangs out, I'm history!!!! I could just go live in the nearest mental home where they kindly shock your brain once a day from ever knowing things like that frequent unsuspecting human living premises. Between the shockings and the moonshine and pills, I might could deal - otherwise, moving to Ireland and living with as many men at once I can manage. Men can keep me safe from things like that and they can kill them!!! Men and maybe a yard full of mongeese or mongooses or whatever you a whole big group of them! I sure hope you can sleep somehow tonight. I believe if I were you I would just superglue myself to DH and drink until dawn!

BWAHAHAHA..Jeanie you are cracking me up