Bummer. Years ago I read a Dave Barry piece about leaving the dogs in the house. It was so funny it had me in tears. Anyway, I KNOW there was a part where he told them not to go on the expensive new oriental rug. When he left they remembered he said something about the rug...
Anyway, you get the idea. I tried to google it, thought you could use the humour, but can't find it.
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Uh oh! she's licking my bare feet in contrition. Now she wants up on the bed. But I'm ignoring her for the rest of the day
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Oh mommy, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese forgive me. That darn rug smelled all flowery, nothing like your precious Tink I was just helping
