[YorkieShadow]

I think and feel valentines day is more for the younger kids and more for new loves. When you get older they seem like just another day.

WE usually just go out to dinner and Hubby always buys me choclates and a sweet card. This year we didnt go to dinner we are snowed in and I couldnt get Hubby a card SO I copied and printed out the RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM someone on YT posted. LMBO yes I did .....and thats what he got. Only I changed some of the words around like the dogs name. and He read it all then Laughed, So it was good for a good laugh.

Heres what it said on my card.
To My Man

Collards is green
my dog's name is Mic
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Mic's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young Stud.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore woman,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some women, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some menan women git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW Shovel
Love the women.


Now I hope he dont take it to work with him and tell people there that thats what I gave him. lol