My daughter this AM was telling me about a picture of a Christmas "reef"

and that brings me to this question:
What are words that people commonly mispronounce or use incorrectly that just bug you?
My husband all of the time says "Valenti
me's Day" and how he went outsie and "
crunk" up his car to get it warm.

and that he has to "
steer" up his outmeal. And sometimes I just want to say, "It's STIR...STIR...not STEER!!"
His mother says she needs to get her '
subscription' for her medicine filled, and hopes they let her get the 'gene
tric' kind. She also claims to suffer from
'closet-fobia.'

(Fear of closets?

)