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Here's a cute joke.

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Auburn/ Alabama game. As he sits
down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Auburn/Alabama game, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Auburn/Alabama game
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible! But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at her funeral."