 How to Survive the "Kung-Fu Yorkie Claw Attack"!
How many of your Yorkies has mastered the Kung-Fu Yorkie Claw Attack?
Jazzie is the Grand Master.
The Kung-Fu Yorkie Claw Attack is a very powerful move that ALWAYS renders the victim into complete submission.
Not familiar with the move?
This is where out of blue your Yorkie jumps you and digs their claws at you. Jazzie will do this mostly while I'm on YT. I'm sitting on my sofa with the laptop on the coffee table and next thing I know she's clawing at my shoulder or trying to undo my ponytail. She makes me immediately stop typing or reading and surrender to her.
If you are ever attacked by this anciant form of martial arts, read the following tips for your survival:
1. Stop, duck and take cover (protect sensitive areas like your eyes)
2. Sweetly ask them if they want ________. (your choice: treat, toy, walk etc.)
3. VERY IMPORTANT: Do what you asked they wanted!
4. Do one more thing to make them happy
5. You can now safely go back to YT for about another 30min to an hour before another possible attack.
To avoid the attacks all together. Learn to type with one hand! You will need the spare hand to pet or play with a toy. |