OMGosh! Its obvious that you have a bird! I laughed when I read that your guardian angles must have "plucked their wing feathers out" by now! lol That was a good one!
It is tough when the "man" of the house is gone and your left to fill those shoes... You are already wearing the mom shoes... and the Taxi shoes and the housekeeper shoes and the zoo keeper shoes and the tutor shoes, not to mention the financial genius bill paying wizard shoes!!! How ever do you walk??? I swear you must be ten feet tall and have the biggest corns the world has ever seen!!! How on earth do you find time for yourself??? OH wait!!! You don't!!! Thats the problem!
You totally need a break!!! Your next ad needs to read....
Mom needs a serious break!!!!
Please call ASAP!!! Price negotiable!
(555) 555-1234
Get yourself some relief!!! You'll be amazed at what a couple of days will do! Call up family from out of town and beg them to fly in! Tell them that your sanity depends on it!!!
Seriously... The week in the loony bin was just what I needed... lol
(Not that I am recommending my means of getting there... Children don't try this at home!) I know you've heard tons of mothers say that they wish someone would have them committed!!! That they could use the break!!!
Its true!!! lol A bit extreme, but true!! The Marriott and a hot pool boy to look at would be much nicer though!!!
Seriously! Take a break...