Well I have to tell you this thread has brought back a memory. When I was a young bride, we had a dog (mixed breed) named Boots. My best friend and her hubby were spending the night with their GSD Smoky. We only had one bed and I was pregnant. They tried to sleep on the floor but there were some ants or something. So us girls were in the middle and the guys were on the outside. Being pregnant, I had to get up to go to the bathroom. When I started to climb back in, the bed collapsed. The dogs (both just pups at the time) both yelped. Next day, I am holding Boots on my lap when his lipstick appeared. I was so naive, I thought he must have got hurt when the bed fell down. The guys had a good laugh at my expense and my friends hubby wanted to know how I ever got pregnant since I didnt know what a penis looked like. lol
