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Originally Posted by Luvmypupster Skinkids - (noun) kids of the human kind, those lacking a permanent glossy, silky coat or fur as some call it. Used in a sentence - My 17 year old skinkid wrecked my car and my insurance rates will hit the roof!
Pupster - (noun) children of the furry kind. Offers unconditional love and is never judgmental. Will not wreck your car and will not cause an increase in automobile insurance rates. But may pee on the carpet.
Used in a sentence - I can't go to the movie with you because I haven't seen my pupster in 4 hours!
Pupternity Leave - the length or period of time you take off work to spend with your brand new puppy. Used in a sentence - I can't come in to work next week because I'm on pupternity leave!
PeaMutt Butter - The jar you buy specifically designated for your pupster's Kong. Sentence - (a warning to other's in the house) - Don't get into that six dollar all natural jar of PeaMutt Butter! I bought it for the pupsters, eat the Jif! |
These are classic!! We need a YT glossary! Mine wasn't peanut butter, it was Cheese Whiz. I wrote Bo's Cheese Whiz on the jar with a Sharpie marker so my family would stay out of it.