I found these on a website, I actually agree with most of them!
(Some of these I actually do, so please don't be offended anyone!)
Thought it would give everyone a good laugh!
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where's yours? Do I point at my behind when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their behind to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. (I am a victim of this, but its a whole different story in my room - I think my remote got eaten by something!)
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over.
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but will you give it back?!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
