[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by teri88

You people are sick. That looks exactly like what it is: a fortune cookie.
Want to hear my fortune cookie story? (Don't I always have a story?)
Used to work with this older woman who was very prissy. You couldn't say anything in front of her. (butt, crap, nothing) or you would get attitude. so, one night we ordered chinese food. I opened her cookie and inserted my own fortune. (Went through about 5 before I did it without breaking) Anyway, it was filthy, if I must say so myself. We made sure she got that one and when she read it her head almost blew off of her body. She was stomping around and "how dare they?" and "I'm going to call this place and give them a piece of my mind" and she was reporting them. (to whom, I could not tell you).

we got a great laugh out of it. She never did find out it was me. Well, I'm sure she knew, but she never said anything to me about it.

You tell that story and We're sick?! lol