7-11 proclaimed me the winner yesterday. Yesterday evening, I realized I had left my bank card in the reader early that morning, ran up there to get it. When the employee found it, he held my card up and yelled, "Winner!" When we got outside, my son said, "Winner. Winner. Chicken Dinner." So we had chicken for dinner. From winning yesterday, I surmise that *I* am the winner. Your attempts to take it from me are futile. |