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Originally Posted by KeeganRiley At three years old, and being shaped like a barrel prancing upon deer hooves (and still not dropping below 7 lbs), Merry Piper would like the elders to reconsider her. She also bites. I'm just saying.
Her brothers (actual Teapotters for quite some time) are still twice her size, but they revere her larger than life attitude (if not her ungainly "elegance" on those tiny feet) |
While my Cookie Monster has yet to reach the rank of venerable elder in the society of the teapot, she has now worked her way up into admissions. I submitted the application to her last night and it was a no-brainer. We had our doubts initially at 7.1 lbs, but then reviewed the photographic evidence of young Piper eating from the cereal bowl and knew she could not be a teacup then. At 15 months we believe Merry Piper shows incredible potential and we cannot afford to pass on her. But we will have to insist she continues sneaking food from mom's cereal bowl to ensure she maintains healthy teapot weight. We'd also recommend an exercise regimen of digging for grubs and yelling at the UPS man for building mass. We are all confident Piper will do us proud and welcome her to our society.