You are not the only weirdo.

Max is a major kisser. He likes to kiss dad the most.
Remember how we talked about Uni and Max being able to bark their heads off upside down and while following other commands? Max can be in the middle of a barking jag and will follow the command to give me a kiss, then go right back to barking.
He also has a signature kiss, two licks followed by a gentle nose bite.
Teddy likes to receive kisses and has recently started giving them.