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Originally Posted by Opium88  Hi! My fur-baby would like to join the Teapot Club
Name: Toby the Tyrant-Professional Sumo Yorkie
Age: 4.5 months
Weight: 7.7lbs
A Brief Description: dark with tan, looks like a teddy bear, big floppy bEautiful ears that can hear a snack bag opening from a mile away, stands to my knee when on two feet, and outweighs my 8.5 month old already by far.... Since he's so young and already this big I'm positive he will weigh in with the heavies... |
The Venerable Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society have entrusted me to awaken them from their age-induced slumber any time a special applicant shows up. I'm happy to report that Toby the Tyrant-Professional Sumo Yorkie led to their first premature awakening of the year.
Normally, the Teapot Club and Secret Society has a 1-year rule: If the dog is still in the 7-pound Teacup range, he or she is almost invariably expected to wait for admittance. After all, as soon as the baby fat drops off, you could be looking at a Teacup invading the prestigious Teapot Club.
In truth, the Elders were first wooed by his nickname. How could a Tyrant Professional Sumo Wrestler possibly be a Teacup? Clinching the deal was Toby's impressive listening ability when it comes to food. If he can hear a snack bag opening from a mile away ... well, let's just say he's not going to starve!
So welcome, Toby, to the Teapot Club and Secret Society. You are currently our youngest member, and we have high hopes for your future, uh, growth in our prestigious and secret organization.