OMG I used to eat Jumbo Jacks and chicken sandwiches for one meal.
Or
Costco jumbo polish dog AND pizza slice. If I was on a diet I only got the dog.
Or
The Hat Pastrami Dip. One by myself was me holding back. On one of me and bf's first dates we went to The Hat. I ordered two pastrami dips and he looked at me like, you can eat the whole thing? And I looked at him like, Um, yeah?

DUH?!
Now I cannot barely finish half of these.